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Didnât anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.
On of the queens halfway through the show, âHoney, are you straight?â
This man, in a strangled voice, âI donât knowâ
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as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)
as above (insane in the head) so below (gives insane head)
I love supernaturals refusal to engage with aliens. Theyâre literally just like donât be fucking stupid aliens arenât real anyway hereâs how we kill god
dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
What does that have to do with gaming ?
fake gamer spotted. take the shot.
Heâs on an adventure đ§ď¸đą
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this blog is a support group for girls who think theyâre being annoying no matter what the context is
Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon
someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying
spend less on wigs
iâve yassed and slayed and yassed and slayed and yassed and slayed again and still nobody wants me
idk why people say "sleep is for the weak" like....ok maybe to YOU.... to ME sleep is for the cozy....like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you'd calm down
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Dogs reacting to their name being called
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (2014) x SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (2014) x SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)
âonly karens ask for refundsâ is pro-corporation propaganda. if they donât give me what i want theyâre giving me my money back and that doesnât make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, youâre just cucked by stupid reddit memes
Really though, remember the woman who sued McDonaldâs because their coffee was hot and everyone took the piss out of her and a bunch of other people who sued corporations for a âsillyâ reason and then it turned out most of them were right and entirely harmed by the company and they were just turned into a joke by the company propaganda machine?
Imo the current obsession with mocking anyone who asks for a refund, returns something or god forbid wants to talk to a manager is just the second version of this. Companies will cut corners wherever they can and mock you when you complain.
Yesterday my pizza order got to me cold and missing my soda. When I asked about both from the driver he said he couldnât go back for the 2L because he was technically a door dash driver. I called the store and it turns out when theyâre slammed (which they had been), they get door dash drivers to help with delivery to help them catch up.
So I spoke to the manager, assured her that I wasnât angry, just kind of frustrated - part of why the pizza was cold was that door dash drivers donât have the heat retaining delivery bags the actual delivery employees of the pizza place get, and because he wasnât an employee of the pizza place the driver wouldnât be going back to the pizza place and couldnât get my soda.
And the manager said sheâd get her first driver going in my direction to bring by the soda, and offered to give me a credit for the pizza being cold, and we pleasantly ended the conversation.
Because itâs okay to say âhey, this isnât what I was told Iâd be gettingâ, you just have to be polite and reasonable about it.
This. Vast difference between âhaving a problem and politely but firmly expecting that they provide whatâs been paid forâ and âabusing some underpaid customer-facing employee who is neither at fault for the situation or able to fix it.â
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
Iâm so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
âVagina-ownersâ
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldnât have to ask these questions if I didnât have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesnât change by any great margin, youâre fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
Reblogging because I didnât know this and it needs to be shared.
Rbing cuz I just had appendix surgery like 2 weeks ago and yeah. That wouldve fucking helped to knowwww.
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life doesnât end at 25. life doesnât end at 27 or 30 either. life doesnât end at 35 or 45. life doesnât end at 65. it doesnât matter how old you are, when you decide to get your high school degree or start a family. it doesnât matter when you decide to go run a marathon or go travel the world. life is not made up by numbers, age is, and your age is not all that you are. you got time. life doesnât end until it ends.
