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Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
There are additions on this post that have been added later one through remarks
Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"
And "ken" is a word from a slang language system where you switch the syllables (verlan) used in French that means "to fuck" (niquer (to fuck (familiar)) -> quer-ni -> kéni -> ken)
So "Him, it's just fucking"
Which I think is even more hilarious
ADDITION: An anon pointed out that orally (without paying attention to the comma), it can be understood as "Lui sait juste Ken", which would translate as "He only knows (how) to fuck" and I think that's even MORE hilarious
friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:
change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot
this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
you can set your likes and follows to private
checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!
tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

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Wait I have another one sorry
me when im giving birth to my twins
me when I'm giving birth to my triplets
@under-palemoonlight
i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
Same energy (@the-real-numbers)

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fahrenheit defenders i do not respect:
- “why would you need to know what temperature water freezes at” (i live in a place where snow and cars co-exist)
- “it’s a 0-100 scale so 50 degrees is a perfectly average temperature” (‘average temperature’ is subjective, i have seen enough people from different climates fight over what qualifies as ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ to know that does not work)
- “it just makes more sense objectively” (it’s only intuitive to you bc it’s what you’re used to)
fahrenheit defenders i respect:
- “you’re just jealous because we can say it’s 69 degrees outside” (i am)
well here’s the thing about birds: sometimes they are pink
pink robin
galah
pink headed fruit dove
roseate spoonbill
pine grosbeak
american flamingo
rosy bourke’s parakeet
two barred crossbill
anna’s hummingbird
@a-book-of-creatures
Pink!
now that reddit has gone to shit and like half their users are protesting, how do you react to the idea that more creditors might spend their time on tumblr?
all websites fall but tumblr, like a cockroach, still stands
cockroaches crawl, idiot
burn this fucking site to the ground

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sorry for veggieangelism but really you can put pretty much any veg in the oven for 20 minutes at 400 covered in olive oil, salt, pepper, onion+garlic powder and have it be good
thought this was gonna be about Veggie Tales
Good for him
Intense flex I wish I had his sauce