time carries on

enemies to lovers combined with marriage of convenience is the best mix of tropes and you cannot convince me otherwise   

PAWS

swear it, swear on the graves of the Uchiha clan bro..

Sure when teenage girls write self-insert characters that hang out with their faves it’s “cringey” and “bad fanfiction” but when Dante does it it’s a “literary classic” and “redefines the way we view Catholicism”

Legiterally Dante Alighieri, a 45-year-old man, wrote a scene where he’s all “And then I was in Hell with my fave Virgil and then all his friends said I was really cool and they asked me to join their squad and be their friend :)” and everyone is just like “Yes this is peak literature”

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them….not I

Me opening up my Otome games: “Hello there coping mechanism.”

As funny as this is some teenagers actually did this shit one day. They were bicycling around the neighborhood and got an alert. Looked up, saw a car fitting the description. Mother fucking kids BOOKED it after the car on their bikes like Lance Armstrong on steroids. The kidnapper freaked out and ditched the vehicle and the kids rescued the baby. Best part was the kid they interviewed was wearing a Batman t-shirt and he was like “Well, Sir....This is my neighborhood.”

raising the dead and transmutation? why not bond over FMA, which tackles both

Oh, most certainly! Some dogs are skittish around young children, it’s true, so I’d hate for you to not be able to hang out with your friends as often because of that. Fortunately, I happen to know of a great technique that makes kids and dogs truly inseperable.

I can’t wait to hear more about it!

raising the dead and transmutation? why not bond over FMA, which tackles both