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Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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miscwitchling

I view prompts in art challenges as starting points, not assignments.

Prompt 10 is "Black Lagoon" and my thought process went like this: Black Lagoon ➡ that's basically a lake ➡ I could draw Jason Voorhees in the lake ➡ OORRR I could draw that one idea I had that came from joking with friends about Jason Voorhees going after people who were sinning and the fact Jason Asano has the sin essence....yeah, let's do that one.

evolve-to-stupid

It's time, the next "he who fights with monsters" book is releasing soon. So, as is tradition I will be listening to the entire series all the way through in preparation.

this is gonna be a struggle now that there are ten books

evolve-to-stupid

Due to the fact I am horrible at doing what I say I've only just now got to the newest book.

In reality when I started to feel a bit burned out I would wait for a time till I was ready again. (I also may have not started for a few months after this post I'm not sure. Time is an illusion bla bla bla.)

#he who fights with monsters #wish me luck #hwfwm #if gary dies one of you need to hit me over the head with a shovel #preferably hard enough to cause brain damage and or amnesia #then never let me learn if this series again

haboinga

this is going to flop but I need people to tell me what to do

1 note and I'll clean my room

10 notes and I'll finish a chapter of one of my w.i.p.s

20 notes and I'll finish a book

30 and I'll drink more water

45 and I'll start going to sleep at a semi decent hour

50 and I'll try to finish my missing assignments

60 and I'll start arcane/homesick

100 and I'll try to eat healthier

1001 and I'll try to come out to my mom :]

pls don't spam, 5 notes per person plz!

EDIT YALL CAN STOP NOW IM AT ALL MY GOALS but a few things- I don't think I'm ready to come out yet :[

I thought it would take wayyyy longer to get here and I just don't think I'm readyyy

I genuinely feel icky abt this bc my goal wasn't to fish for attention and not carry through w/ my promises.

i WILL post updates on the goals though bc this has motivated me an alarming amount.

#haboinga's kooky ramblings #please dont flop

jan-pi-suli-ala

alright this is a test, do not like this post. i see you hovering over that like button, don’t do it. i can see who likes this post as can everyone else who looks at the post, do not like it.

evolve-to-stupid

No

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catherinerabbit

crab-detector

Fake crab detected ⁉️✅

#the crab detector #fake crab detected #crabposting

where-is-tom-scott-today

I am in a cyberpunk dystopia

minai28

Jason asano is a lot of things but not hetero. End of post. End of sentence. I will not elaborate.

...I will elaborate.

Humphreys huge engine.

evolve-to-stupid

gonna be honest, i kinda wanna read Humphreys huge engine©

@dishywishy would you consider it?

evolve-to-stupid

@dishywishy WAIT I FORGOT YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR DONT DO IT DONT SPOIL IT FOR YOURSELF

#aahhhhh #i made a mistake #hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #jason asano

minai28

Jason asano is a lot of things but not hetero. End of post. End of sentence. I will not elaborate.

...I will elaborate.

Humphreys huge engine.

evolve-to-stupid

gonna be honest, i kinda wanna read Humphreys huge engine©

@dishywishy would you consider it?

#hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #jason asano #Humphreys huge engine #Someone should make subtly bi fanfic

where-is-tom-scott-today

I am here getting ready to find my bedtime story for the night. Which will be a 35 chapters long fic, that hasn’t been updated since 2015, and ended on a cliff hanger. Wherein I will finally go to sleep in a fit of rage at 5:28am

gatoma

Why you gotta say my first, middel, maiden and surname this loudly.

the-haiku-bot

Why you gotta say

my first, middel, maiden and

surname this loudly.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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psvlms

facts-i-just-made-up

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

gay-for-toasters

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

facts-i-just-made-up

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

hellsitegenetics

String identified: at tt a t ! t aa t t a a tt at, t a a a t t a. At g t c cat t a a g t t a a . ca t “Tg t gt t t a act.” a , act–t-a- t a act t t gt t. a t t c, , a t .

Closest match: Diaphora mendica genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Muslin Moth

(image source)

#tumblr genetics #facts-i-just-made-up

kieransometimesthinks

Dougall, literally every time he sees Jason in Book 1:

#he who fights with monsters #hwfwm #litrpg #shovel

Time spent on dishes this week

Sunday: 20 min

Monday: 25 min

Tuesday: 15 min

Wednesday: 20 min

Tuesday: 10 min

Friday: 45 min

Saturday: 11 hours

#dishes #dishwasher #my dishwasher broke and it took me 11 hours of on and of fucking around to fuiger it out #no i dont know why #please kill me

fedexrojas9173

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

the-trash-eating-llama

Honey, you okay? You reblogged "doesn't know what it's like to feel love" again.

sosuperawesome

Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn

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girlmostlikely

This is insane

the-prophesied-disco-gay

mildlyautisticsuperdetective

the podcast ‘endless thread’ did an episode on this called ‘catfish for dinner’ where they investigated the origin of the story! tl;dr a tiktoker who posts fake drama stories made it up for clout and it’s based on nothing.

gorefudge

daily-crabbys

This Friday's meme is: society's truth

#crab #crablr #crabposting #society

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