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Ubisoft glitches now interfering with reality.

Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

to the question “do you believe in love at first sight???” andrew garfield really replied with: “okay, so, y-yes i do, i do believe in love at first sight but i also believe that you would love absolutely anybody if you knew their story i also believe that th- modern notion of romantic love is seriously misguided and it creates a lot of problems in our modern world i believe that we need to reevaluate this idea that we have of the nuclear family this idea that we have of 2.4 children this idea that we have that it’s adam and eve and not adam and steve i believe that uhm it’s possible for all of us to be in love all the time with ourselves and with everyone around us”

i have to admit it’s actually extremely funny how game of thrones completely collapsed as a cultural phenomenon basically overnight due to how fucking bad the last season and ending were, and also how like the showrunners specifically rushed the ending so they could move on to some disney star wars project but the rushed ending was so fucking bad they actually were removed from the star wars thing too.

tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”

i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

get it bitch

I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

that bald kid from avatar

bong?

water

no he was an air blender