just found out that one of susies easter egg haircuts in one of the fights gives her locs we win again let's fucking goooooo
i am delighted that we are all so excited for black susie

oozey mess
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
EXPECTATIONS
RMH

★
almost home

roma★

Discoholic 🪩
Not today Justin
noise dept.
Sweet Seals For You, Always

titsay
untitled
NASA
Keni
tumblr dot com
todays bird
macklin celebrini has autism

Love Begins
Sade Olutola

seen from China
seen from United States
seen from New Zealand

seen from Italy

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Vietnam
seen from Malaysia

seen from Paraguay
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia

seen from Singapore
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from United States
@bug17780
just found out that one of susies easter egg haircuts in one of the fights gives her locs we win again let's fucking goooooo
i am delighted that we are all so excited for black susie

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
can someone pls tell me what hes saying this is the funniest shit ive ever seen
[Italian]: "Allora, la ronda giornaliera tutto bene? Operativi anche di notte, adesso. Full optional. Wela, full full full optional, [???]. Tutto bene? Ricarica a biscotti."
[almost good English]: "So, was the daily patrol alright? We're active at night too, now, huh? Full optional. Oi! Full full full optional, [???]. Everything alright? Cookie powered."
#is full optional a thing in English? like when you buy a car and get all the fancy things? (via @gods-keysmash)
Fighting games may possible be the wettest genre of game.
Correct: I always get wet while playing Tekken
I dunno if we are allowed to talk about that kind of stuffs
one fight at a time
A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou
The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.
Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
portal opened at the grocery store today
I recently learned about the penis snake, a caecilian that is the world's largest lungless tetrapod. Do you have any examples of lovely caecilians to share?
Yes this is one of my fav groups of animals!
Herps and Birds (and More) — Eiselt's Caecilian aka "Penis Snake" Caecilian...
Ringed Caecilian (Siphonops annulatus), family Siphonopidae, widely distributed in South America, east of the Andes
Caecilians are amphibians, like frogs and salamanders. (They are not worms, nor are the snakes).
Most species are fossorial (burrowing), but many are also aquatic or semi-aquatic.
photograph by Carlos Jared
Kaup’s Caecilian (Potomotyphlus kaupii), family Typhlonectidae, found in northern South America
This species is aquatic.
photograph by Dante Fenolio
Beddome’s Caecilian (Ichthyophis beddomei), family Ichthyophiidae, western India
photograph by Girish Gowda
Magdalena Valley Caecilian (Caecilia subnigricans), family Caeciliiidae, San Jacinto, Bolivar, Colombia
photograph by José Gabriel Julio Guzmán
São Tomé Caecilian (Schistometopum thomense), family Dermophiidae, endemic to São Tomé and Ilhéu das Rolas (Africa)
photographs by m_burger
a rare case of two Charaxes jasius on a single leaf, owing more to their lack of awareness than any sort of social tolerance, although a fight would surely break out if they realized one of the siblings is a whole instar ahead of the other. you'll have to excuse the poor lighting as this photo was taken on a beautiful autumn night at the pitch black hour of - let me check - ah yes, five pm
(October 29th, 2025)
yo check out my seed
The people are going to ask for your seed
scary

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Low rise jeans were created by the devil to look good and feel bad
If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
Same guys btw. So they did turn out good yeah
i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept
hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed
please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.
The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.
Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.
My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.
The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.
So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.
Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.
What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.
anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.
it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)
For non-Taskmaster people, it's important to note that Greg Davies is 6'8"/203cm tall and possibly his most famous roll is playing Greg Davies The Taskmaster, who's primary characteristic is that he's angry
this lab safety training module is sending me
I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience
While technically not right, whining until someone does the experiment for you would reduce your radiation exposure I think
literally the first question has no wrong answers
[ID: Black text over a white background reading:
The one procedure you can use to help reduce your radiation exposure in ANY experiment is to: - evaluate the amount of time you will handle radioactive material by performing a dry run. - whine and complain until someone else does the experiment for you. - control your intake by putting on an air-supplied isolation suit, like astronauts use. - shield yourself by keeping a big, heavy floor-to-ceiling sheet of lead in front of you. - distance yourself by buying multi-million dollar robotically-controlled remote manipulators.
/.End ID]
[ID: Black text over a white background reading:
You are using an open vial of radioactive sample and are leaving the lab for lunch. Before leaving the laboratory, you must: - leave it on any bench unattended. - leave it in the radiation work area with a hand written sign that says, "Don't touch this stuff!" - put in a locked box or locked refrigerator. - shove it in an unlabeled drawer that is not locked. - put is behind a large centrifuge so nobody will see it until you get back.
/.End ID]
[ID: Black text over a white background that reads:
To notify Radiation Safety that you have place an order with a vendor, you must: - send a letter to Radiation Safety after you receive your order. - get on the EH&S website and fill out the Radioactive Material Order Notification Form. - email Radiation Safety. - phone Radiation Safety. - do nothing! Radiation Safety personnel are clairvoyant and can read my mind.
/.End ID]