lmao wtf

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just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.

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I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this was fuckin hilarious when they posted this lol

Not gonna lie, I’m with the uber driver on this one

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

It’s so damn well written please read this

reading this article lowered my quality of life and worsened my mental health and you should absolutely still read it

that’s actually a hamster Hamtaro was based off of!

The Man, The Legend

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime