theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

Guys its my birthdya ! September 4!!!

are we supposed to congratulate you

Pray to me

I'd say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they're clipping through, that clearly can't be the case either.

Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it's fully covered; it'd be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you'd save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there'd be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.

giving my girlfriend sloppy penis optimization