Land of Birds and Beats

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

they were boyfriends when they grabbed each other's hands during spooky week. they were boyfriends when sister daniel flustered phil to his knees during halloween baking. they were boyfriends when dan gave phil the pour bot hem and fog mi heart cards. they were boyfriends when phil walked out in the mystery man at the museum fit and dan lost the power of measured speech. they were boyfriends when dan attempted to undo phil's shirt buttons with his teeth.

@gallusrostromegalus . casts spell of silly reverse gravity

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls