#REBEL

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

"not all men" you're right, clark kent would never do this

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person