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Possessive Pro Athletes who are out to ruin every relationship you have. They're sickened by every partner you have and can't believe how stupid you are for not realizing you're the reason they are still single.
He's sure you've seen the interviews; seedy reporters pushing logo covered microphones in his face and asking for the latest scoop on his love life as if they were old pals. He's never offered more than a meek quirk of his lips, choosing to keep his silence, but the glance he gives you is more than telling. Even fans have their own theories by now, speculating who his mysterious 'off camera lover' is. Everyone seems to know he's in love without even knowing who you are. That should keep some delusion pests thinking they have place in his heart away for a while.
He loves shoving front row tickets in your hands and always makes sure to include one for whatever leech is currently attempting to romance you. If your foolish partner hasn't heard the rumors by now, he's in for a rude surprise.
Your date is always so amazed by the vast backstage area of the venue. They're all too eager to shake his hand and pose for pictures with the famous player. That childlike grin isn't on your partner's face for long though because your handsome athlete greets you and it's nothing short ofâŚinteresting. You're all smiles as you hug his buff body, giggling when the drops of water from his post game shower tickle your skin along with his playful nuzzles against your neck. He does it gentle enough that you don't feel it but he's sure your date can see the nips mixed in there, white teeth peeking past his smirking pink lips. Your dates usually don't call you back after that but his arms are always open to give you one of his infamous hugs.
And if someone happens to leak footage of such; shaky and hidden cameras zoomed in on him hugging you, caressing your face gently, pulling you down on his lap and- was that a tongue he laved across your neck just now? It's probably just the poor camera quality. Rub your eyes and check again. Ah, there we go. You two are innocently smiling and enjoying each other's company, how adorable! What a cute couple!
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What do you mean you're not dating him?
Just friends?!
His fans are outraged. If they're not trashing you about stealing away their favorite sports hottie, then they're berating you for leading him on. How dare you ignore the advances of a man who is so obviously head over heels for you. Luckily, they don't have any clear images of your face, he's made sure of that, but his PR team will be begging you and pushing briefcases of cash your way to do some damage control. They can't have their star player at the center of such pathetic and scandalous rumors.
It's simple, a picture of your hands intertwined on his social media with a cryptic caption or an inside joke. Hair ties that obviously are not his wrapped around his wrist during games (he likes to give a lil kiss to them whenever he scores). If he's really lucky, a sleeping figure in the bed behind him in his pre-morning workout mirror selfies.
If that doesn't get tongue wagging then surely the ring he starts wearing does. Seasoned fans have already zoomed in and expertly identified the source. It's custom made but the basics are on the website, sterling silver, 24k, and is only sold in pairs. But don't worry! It's all for show and it's not like it's the worst thing in the world getting paid tons of money to be pampered by one of the most sought after bachelors.Â
He's fiercely adamant on keeping your privacy safe- he values you like that. The only way he can think to make it up to you is to offer you free accommodation in his penthouse suite with oceanside view and every possible luxury he can think of giving you. His personal assistant is your personal assistant so don't feel shy to request anything you need. The only downside is this whole ordeal eats up most of your time.
Seems like you won't be going on any more dates for a while :/
But hey, if you're sad about that, he has no problem extending your little game of pretend lovers so that you don't feel lonely in any aspect! You're so nice for doing this for him so he will be all you need. Promise.
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I'm nonbinary and use gender neutral pronouns but I still like the terms "babygirl" and I melt at "good girl"
I know there are gender neutral equivalents of those terms but they don't hit as hard
Can someone please reaffirm that I'm valid in this? It's weird bc I still want to be seen as nonbinary within a relationship but I like those terms
Is this common? I got used to those terms and liked them before I came out or even before I realized I could be nonbinary so I think thats why I'm comfortable with them.
I also don't feel dysphoric hearing gendered terms for a dominant listener in audios, but again I got used to these terms before coming out.
I just feel weird like I don't fit a standard if that makes sense.
shigaraki who is absolutely fascinated with you. you're so soft and pudgy and he loves having his hands all over you now that he can control his quirk. your plump body pressed against him as you spar together as you try your hardest to get an upper-hand, he can't help but smirk at your cute determination, still thinking that you might have a chance to win against him.
he's absolutely feral as he's fucking you, his hands holding onto your thighs, grabbing onto your flesh and seeing your skin squidge between his fingers. your soft body being bounced by his thrusts, while he stares at you hungrily.
shigaraki's going wild as he bites into your neck and leaves marks all down your body because you're his, his prized possession.
his master would say it's a weakness to be so close to someone but he wants to be close to you at all times. he wants to keep you safe and he wants to hold you tight. he may be a villain but you look at him like he's your hero. he may be a villain in everyone else's eyes but he looks at you and his stomach fills with butterflies, you're his soft spot.

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Not to drag up old shit, but I'm never going to stop pointing to Dream Daddy as a perfect example of queer media getting held to ridiculously high standards that straight media never is.
Dream Daddy is a good game with awesome characters and I'm never going to forgive the Internet for how many queer men it shamed out of enjoying it, or how many people pulled some, "ugh, men are gross, make it about lesbians instead" horseshit.
People treat queer men like garbage, and media for queer men is never given the opportunity to shine, ever.
Since it's House of Wax hours today, I just had a horrible wonderful thought.
I think Vincent has to have held some resentment towards Bo at some point. Maybe as a kid too little to understand, or a teenager carrying the immeasurable weight of his world on his shoulders. They were joined to each other. Why doesn't Bo have to bear the marks of that?
But he can't hold that resentment for long. Not only because he feels a love and devotion so deep for Bo that it defies description, but because he knows that his father had no choice. Because of the way they were conjoined, the right side of Vincent's face never even developed. And if Victor had tried to separate them differently, it would've killed Bo. And Vincent would gladly give up the rest of his face, both of his arms, anything at all if it meant keeping Bo alive.
And don't you think for a second Bo doesn't know this. It's his first thought in the morning and his last one at night. Vincent was a sacrifice so he could survive. Part of the reason his parents were so successful in manipulating him to feel secondary to Vincent is that he knew he already got everything he could expect out of life, and he got it at his brother's expense. What could be left for him but to dedicate his life to the person who gave up so much so he could have it?
And sometimes, after a bender, Bo looks in the mirror with those bloodshot baby blues. He covers up half his face with his hand. He wonders if the roles were reversed, if he would hate Vincent the way he's sure Vincent must hate him deep down. And he hates himself, for drinking too much. For smoking all the time. For skirting the edge of death's sickle at every opportunity, for wasting this life his brother gave him. But goddamn if it doesn't hurt just existing, just hauling himself out of bed every day to the bleak reality of a forgotten town and the memory of his venomous parents. But he'll do it, day after day, until he finally meets the bullet with his name on it. Because he'll be damned if he lets Vincent down any more than he has already.
Bitches be like "no I like him fucked up and feral and bloody, wouldn't change a thing" and then they babygirl the holy hell out of that man, taking him on picnics, buying him bath bombs, doing his laundry, sucking dick like it's therapy
It is me. I am bitches.

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you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?
I feel like when Steve gets high with you and eddie he loses all awareness of personal space. You'll all be laying on Eddie's bed when suddenly Steve rolls on top of you with his forearms on either side of your head, his lips 2 inches from yours. You think he's gonna ask Eddie if he's allowed to fuck you when suddenly he says "what's your favourite song? Can we put some music on?" He does it every time he gets high and it still surprises you
please you're just flustered thinking hes about to kiss you. your hands come up to his forearms and he's looking down at you with his hazy brown eyes, a tuff of hair falling in his face. you want to tuck it back for him, fix it, but you think he looks pretty like this. all disheveled.
he leans in and you feel his body weight on you, his pelvis almost meeting yours, his chest radiating heat on top of you.
but he just says, "what's your favorite song?" and you blink. glance over at eddie who's lounging next to you with a joint between his grinning lips. he looks amused by the whole thing and you want to pinch him. he knows you have a crush on steve.
you say, "um. i dunno. bette davis eyes?" and you hear eddie snort. steve nods like that makes sense and then you nearly squeak because he's cupping your face next, squishing it.
"you have pretty eyes." he says deeply. seriously like hes just noticing. your body is burning up at his close proximity and you wish eddie would save you. "they're like. realllllllly nice. did you know that?" he looks at eddie now, still holding your face in his big hands. god, his hands are big. "did you know she had pretty eyes? look."
he turns your face, like a doll, and you let him, to look at eddie. eddie plays along, leaning down to peer at your face and humming idly.
"you're right she does." his lips quirk, impish. "she has pretty lips too, i don't know if you've ever noticed, stevie."
hes just aiding in your destruction. big dimpled smile in place when steve turns your face back to examine your lips now, thumbing at them. "woah...." he says, like hes amazed by it. "they're so soft. like pillows."
"you should try kissing her." eddie says, and he lays on his side, cheek propped in his hand. he reaches out to brush some of your hair behind your ear, and you feel heady with this much attention on you. "her mouth is like heaven, harrington. swear it."
steves doe eyes go wide, "really?"
eddie nods, cat like "uh huh."
steve palms your cheeks, looking down at your lips like he's suddenly hungry and you feel suddenly like prey. boxed in on both sides by them both.
"stay still." steve tells you, dipping closer. eddie curls a hand in your hair, and you feel his fingers massage your scalp. "gonna kiss you now. just to see."
ThĂŠ pRoLiFe woman who went up there and said there were âplenty of facilities for unwanted children!â really got me. 10/10 for the person who told her 53,000 kids were in foster care right now. She didnât know how to respond, lmao.
You care about kids? Great! GO ON BRUH. Take jr home with you. No, no⌠not that fresh baked Jr; itâll be easy to find them a placement. Iâm talking about the neurodivergent 12 year old who has frustration induced screaming fits; that knows every curse word in the English language and loves to use them liberally.
O-Oh. You donât want him? Why not⌠I thought you cared about kids?
Oh⌠I get it. You only care about ânormalâ kids.
Alright, well⌠I guess Iâll keep him in my office until we find a place for thatâs willing to take him in⌠sure hope we have enough gogurt in the fridge⌠not sure our budget will let us get another box so soon. Itâs alright. I have a few extra bucks in my purse. Iâll grab him a Happy Meal and make sure he eats well even though I make $14 an hour. Heâs had a crappy day.
....Your advice is to kill the neurodivergent 12 year old who has frustration-induced screaming fits.
Your solution is to make sure the 12 year old never lives anywhere. Never sleeps anywhere, never eats anything, never has a conversation, never speaks their first word, never grows old or makes a friend or falls in love or ever does anything other than die.
While pretending to care about him.
If you had your way, if the value of life should only be respected when it is wanted, then all 53,000 of those children would be dead.
You are using sympathy for people you want to murder....to argue why it is good to murder them.
âIâm going to commit murder unless you pay to house, feed, clothe, and educate my potential victimsâ.
Hi! How many LIVING children have you helped? How many unwanted living children have you adopted? Fostered? I trust youâre making a real conscious effort to care for all the kiddos we already have before you bring new ones on board, so I look forward to hearing your plan!
I appreciate the admission of guilt.
Bro you can just say youâve done nothing, lol. Itâs okay, we already knew.
âIâm going to commit murder unless you pay to house, feed, clothe, and educate my potential victimsâ
yeah!! itâs not technically even murder- they arenât alive but that!s a conversation for another day-
Iâm gonna commit murder unless you pay to house, feed, clothe and educate the CHILDREN THAT IâD BE RAISING
yeah. âmurderâ the fetus if you canât ensure that itâll be alive, happy and healthy. THAT INCLUDES HOUSING, FOOD, CLOTHING AND EDUCATION.
And here you once again blissfully ignore the actions that HAVE been taken....
You donât get it. The things that arenât being done arenât enough, not even close. 400k + kids are in foster care, and you want to add 600k+ on top of that? Your good intentions are misguided and incredibly dangerous. Tell me, if a living toddler was about to get shot right in front of you, and a pregnant woman was about to get kicked in the stomach, which would you save? What is your gut reaction?
There's a difference there - one is more likely to cause harm than the other. Both are obviously still dangerous, but different. I would save both, obviously.
You missed the point of the exercise; you donât get to save both. Only one.
And Are you saying a toddler is more likely to cause harm than a fetus?
Sorry, I meant 'one action' rather than one person or another.
Situations are never that simple.
My bro,
Both the fetus and toddler are going to die if they get struck, pick.
Situations are never like that.
And how many times do we have to remind you all that it's a baby - that fetus is a medical term used for stages of development?
There is no situation in which both will die and youâll have to make a choice??? Do you live in Disney Land? LOL. One very pertinent example of this is letting a mother die because you donât want to perform an abortion - you choose.
A fetus is not a baby. They are distinctly different. According to⌠the dictionary
You SAY baby to manipulate emotions. A fetus and a baby are not the same. No matter how upset that makes you. A whole ass baby, crying in your arms, is not the same as this:
This is a FETUS at 6 weeks, when the vast majority of abortions are performed. Stop manipulating people by saying baby. THAT is what gets aborted. You have some weird vision in your head of a whole ass developed baby in a human lmao. You are wrong.
A fetus can NOT bond. A fetus has NOT experienced life. So if you genuinely think for a second that ^ is more important than the life of the person who made it, or the life of living, breathing children, something is deeply wrong with your ability to feel empathy.
Abortions are different to cleaning up after miscarriages. It is vanishingly rare that a woman is genuinely going to die if she continues to carry the baby, if it still lives.
Vanishingly rare. Lol. As I thought. Something is deeply wrong with you. Amazing how you carefully select when you want to rely on data and reason. Iâm sure the families of the 700 women who die yearly in the US from pregnancy would love to hear that.
So you skirted over the fact that a fetus is not a baby.
Cited ârarenessâ as a reason to deny women their right to choose
And conveniently avoided the wrongness of your statement that âsituations like that donât exist.â
Iâm sure you also donât care that %5 of rape victims get pregnant, and Iâm sure you also donât think it matters that the vast majority of sexual assaults are not officially reported.
Iâm sure you donât care about the 400k+ kids in foster care in the US, and that 50% of homeless people were in foster care
Iâm sure you donât care that the vast majority of perpetrators of Child abuse were abused themselves (read that carefully) meaning they likely went through the DCS system
And Iâm sure you donât care that 42% of teens in foster care live in group homes.
Iâm sure you donât care about substance abuse, or trauma, or any of the other things that being a foster kid increases the likelihood of. After all, they are fetuses, so why would you care about them?
Youâre gross. :)
Love how @catkin-morgs also willfully ignores the point of the original post.
NOBODY IS SAYING TO KILL THE 12 YEAR OLD.
NOBODY said that except for you, boo.
We are saying that you and your ilk care more about the unborn babies. The potential ones. The "cute" ones that ain't even born yet.
You don't give a shit about any of the kids that are already here and hurting. You don't care about kids being neglected and abused by parents who didn't want them. You don't care about the kids bounced around from foster home to foster home because nobody wants them.
You don't care about the teenagers who age outta the system and are thrown into the world without a soft place to fall. You don't care about the babies that spend all day screaming because they're detoxing because they were born addicted to drugs.
You don't care about the ones already here. If you did you wouldn't be screaming at people who want control over whether or not to be pregnant and give birth.
You only care about the pre-born. Because the pre-born are an oh-so convenient group to advocate for. The pre-born don't have any demands. It's easy to claim you care for them because they can't fucking call you out on your bullshit.
You only care about the image of the cute cooing able-bodied neurotypical ideal infant. You don't care about the ones that are already here and need your help. And we know this because you admitted in this thread that you don't actually do shit to help them.
The sooner you admit that you're a piece of shit that only cares about fetuses the better off the rest of us will be.
The people advocating for the unborn are also the ones who do anything for all the kids already born too genius. The ones already here. The ones you say we ignore as âinconvenientâ. Those in foster care, those being adopted, those are taken care of, by the vast majority, by conservatives. Conservatives, Christians, donate more on average than any woke liberal does. And donât pretend YOU care about the neurodivergent. You people say they would have been better off never being born. You sicken me. Also.âYour body your choiceâ. Well the fetus doesnât deserve to die because you canât keep your legs closed!
Again, I work for CPS you moron.
You fucking better donate more of your untaxed church donation dollars to charity, or else youâll lose your nonprofit status and your mega preachers wonât be able to get more jets! Canât have that.
Christians/conservatives donate more to their congregations. Liberals donate significantly more to SECULAR groups. You know, groups that donât try to force charitable recipients to assimilate into their religious group, or make them pray or be surrounded by religious imagery for a faith they donât believe in?
Who do you think is more charitable? The person who wants something in return and has to be COMPELLED to give, or the person helping to help, possibly even due to their own experiences? This is the persistent flaw in pro birth thinking. You can only see raw numbers. You have surface-level thinking. Second and third order effects donât register in your brain. Fulfilling your missionary promise is not caring. youâre looking for divine favor, IE, a payout. Meaning at the end of the day, youâre donating for yourself.
And you adopt more? LOL. You adopt more healthy newborn babies. Again, help where the help is needed, not where you can have it easy and jerk yourself off to your own self righteousness.
Now that thatâs over, what are you not understanding? Have you not read the posts?
THESE KIDS DONT NEED YOUR FOOD, MONEY, OR CLOTHES. THESE KIDS NEED FAMILIES. FASCINATING isnât it? That your charitable giving ends at money? You can walk away with a warm fuzzy in your tummy for no effort at all?
Get your lazy ass in here and start doing casework. Start going into homes and doing assessments and start engaging with kids who have been abused. idk itâs fucking WEIRD. I live in a super conservative state and so few of my coworkers are pro birth. Could it maybe be because they arenât living in a delusion?
Wishing they were never born? God I wish I could knock on your head while i said this.
A. Child. That. Already. Lives. Cannot. Be. Unborn. An. Unborn. Child. Has. Never. Lived. The only place where âwe shouldnât continue to worsen the foster care crisis until we get ahold on itâ means âwe wish the kids already here were never bornâ is in your severely addled brain.
Yeah. It is my body. The fetus canât live without being physically attached to me until itâs about 7-8 months along in the baking process. Until then, itâs part of my body. And I want to rid of it at 4-7 weeks which is when basically ALL abortion are preformed, I fucking will. :)
Tw: rape
Oh. Keep my legs closed. Why didnât I think of that? Could you shout that at the 10 year old who got pregnant from being raped and had to come to Indiana to get an abortion? She and others like her should really be more responsible.
https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-conservatives-or-liberals-20140331-story.html
My Sunday column comparing private philanthropy and government social programs has revived the old debate over who is more charitably inclin
https://www.democraticaudit.com/2017/11/17/republicans-give-more-to-charity-but-not-because-they-oppose-income-redistribution/
Adding here as a biology major, for the record, that fetal heartbeat isn't even really a heartbeat. A "fetal heartbeat" is a cluster of cells giving an electrical pulse that will turn into a heart-sometimes that heart never develops fully, which leads to an acardiac fetus. This acardiac fetus can still have a "heartbeat", with no heart. Because it's not a heartbeat. Not at 6 weeks. That term is misleading.
And if you say life begins at the heartbeat, as so many conservatives do? Guess what-no heart. It's not alive. Doesn't even have a brain, so it's also braindead.
An embryo is, in actuality, a growing cluster of cells in the mother. And an embryo is not a fetus until 8 weeks of pregnancy. Do you know the difference between an embryo and a fetus? Let me tell you, it's a pretty fucking big difference. And the difference between fetus and baby? Whoof, kid, wait until you study biology. It's the difference between viability and no viability, bud. I mean, the first trimester is organogenesis, meaning the embryo doesn't have ORGANS. IT HAS NO ORGANS. IT IS A CLUMP OF CELLS.
Sidenote, I love how they keep returning to "keep your legs closed" like that's the only situation where pregnancy happens, repeatedly ignoring rape. You really don't want to talk about cases of rape, huh? You really want to stick to the christian narrative of punishment and suffering?
Well, I have news for you. As a psychology student as well (you can study more than one thing don't even try it) the number one leading cause of abuse for children is being unwanted. That means physical, mental, emotional, and neglect. Forcing people to do things they don't want makes that situation worse, for everyone involved. For a child to be born into, for the parents. So why is the child punished for being conceived? How is it their fault? Why is a raped woman punished-because you've admitted it's a punishment for whores. Because that's what you mean, isn't it? "Can't keep your legs closed" is synonymous to "whore"? And whores and their possibly babies deserve to be punished for their sin?
You disgust me.
Me w/ u size kink bitches
''there's only one bed.''
''i'll bandage you up.''
''who did this to you?''
''i didn't know where else to go.''
''can you be my date to the wedding?''
''you're my best friend. i've always loved you.''
''shut up.'' ''make me.''
''i would never fall for you.''
''then why did you do it?'' ''BECAUSE I LOVE YOU''
''oh. oh.''

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My thigh just busted out of my favorite leggings and I'm so distraught
I hate it here
so are you spending today with your dad, your daddy, or your daddy issues?