Nova

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

just another monday

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

the fucking timestamp

whatever!

really proud of this one yayyyyy (+cat)

Wait why did I not realise until now that when you message someone first on bumble it lets you send ONE message and that's it 😭 they had a walter white cosplay on their profile and I fear I have failed to be normal about it

OK THANK GOD

i hate my friends

they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this

ill never forget how funny this is

edits of this get passed around a lot but the original version of this is so funny to me like this was made by literally the only stoner in the world who doenst love hamburger

the app store has really stepped up its game