cringe being

Hey, can you keep your subversiongirls on a fucking leash? I'm trying to walk my expectationgirls over here.

don’t worry, she’s friendly! I can’t imagine her doing anything to hurt your expectationgirls

this cant be happening

Actually the average human makes first contact 0 times in their life time. First Contact Rylad Graec who has made first contact 3 times is an outlier and should not have been counted

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers