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depsidase

#me writing the Hotel at you

infectiouspiss

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

infectiouspiss

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

infectiouspiss

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

eviltrailmixdotcom

house of leaves is a book about a guy going insane over a guy going insane over a guy going insane and soon enough you're the guy going insane over the guys going insane

#and dont forget the purgatory monster

a-driftamongopenstars

the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.

it will always choose you. you cannot die. you'll always come back because it loves you so much. you are its right and left hand, its eternal weapon. it will drown you in its light. light as horror. darkness as horror. what if it thinks you are its best friend.

you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.

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smoqueen-deactivated20251108

*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...

niceinchnails

mielmelon

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

babelady

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

kidsinthehallpics

They’re all against me.

#The Owner #The Manager

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thehotelpod

happy pride from Hollywood bitches!

thehotelpod

I haven't found any pictures of us in the parade itself but Lauren and i look cute in these so

#happy pride #i didnt bring my trans flag #and they had gay mexican flags too but i couldnt find anyone selling them #also Lauren lost her Trip Tucker Lives button on Sunset #being trans on main

depsidase

happy pride from Hollywood bitches!

#walking with the library in the parade #amongst my people #finally!!!!

goth-queen

hotvampireadjacent

#The Hotel herself

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trollitics

classicalmonoblogue

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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cornerof5thandvermouth

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

memix

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

sigmaleph

“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”

For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”

(source)

on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.

on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.

fionn-o-nassus

the “tumblr ad” school of advertisement

jooshthepunished-deactivated202

Genius marketing tbh

slipstreamborne

Kuleshov effect in action.

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