inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK
self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

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inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK
self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

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They’re all against me.
happy pride from Hollywood bitches!
I haven't found any pictures of us in the parade itself but Lauren and i look cute in these so
happy pride from Hollywood bitches!

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Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…
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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh
Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on
“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”
For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”
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on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.
on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.
the “tumblr ad” school of advertisement
Genius marketing tbh
Kuleshov effect in action.
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994)
Director: John Carpenter Cinematography: Gary B. Kibbe

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Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real
Cryptogeology is also like "Yeah, that mountain likes to move around. Nobody's seen it do it. But I've been tracking it since Saskatoon."
"There are no mountains in Saskatoon."
"Not anymore, there aren't."
Cryptogeography: didn't used to be a France there
inspired by the isamaya 'wild star' collection visual; just look @ it i'm obsessed😍
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my contract is up, THE DEAD season 2 is finished (coming soon to podcatchers everywhere I'm only too sure) and after over ten years of non stop podcast production I have no earthly idea what I'm meant to go and do with myself all day.