my name isnt greg

Finished a book. I hate the United States even more than I did when I started. Many such cases.

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

nono you're thinking of the IRB. the Irish Republican Bagelhood

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

nono you're thinking of the IRB. the Irish Republican Bagelhood

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

I hope young boys see me out and about in my fun ridiculous outfits and go “wait… that’s allowed? I can dress like that?”