Love Is Stored In The Bunny Ears!

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

dont be fade. dont be scade.

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

i think jts unfair that only employees get to wash their hands

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

goodnight everyone !!