Love Is Stored In The Bunny Ears!

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

dont be fade. dont be scade.

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

i think jts unfair that only employees get to wash their hands

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

goodnight everyone !!

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.