i'm sorry that i served cunt when you needed me to slay

I love closing tumblr, bye mentally ill people, see you in ten minutes when i inevitably open tumblr again

Can we bully the staff so they can get rid of that damn camera page I’m so sick of it

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

tumblr actually dying as a platform really just makes me wanna use it more….like yeah no ones gonna read this that is so fuckin sexy

If I could get my messy bun to look like this, I would never wear my hair any other way.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief

boy friend

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

u know when someone is taking a picture of u n u can already FEEL it’s ugly

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this