Am I making you feel sick?

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

experiencing hallucinations is nowhere near as interesting or intriguing as horror media hypes it up to be btw its mostly just annoying as fuck. like okay skinless body i see out of the corner of my vision you got me the first time but this shits gettin old pack it up......

"oh you have hallucinations that must be so scary 😲" actually the scariest part about having hallucinations isnt the Horrors its the stupid shit. its the thinking that your phone is always ringing or vibrating THATS the freakiest. in reality the lamest parts about it are the Hat Man shit because after a while it doesnt feel like anything scary. its just like on the same level of annoyance as a white theater kid reciting the lyrics from a hamilton rap at you

i love that the tags on this have boiled down to "i cant stand the tooth man" like were talking about a really annoying stupid coworker besides the water cooler and all nodding in agreement like yeah fuck the tooth man why doesnt he get a job

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

#“ohh theyre gonna use it on drugs” withdrawal kills people.#get out of your stupid fuckin fourth grader 'drug addicts are evil spooky creeps in trenchcoats who want to hurt you' mindset#getting sober is a monumental task even with a comfortable home and a support system and access to medical services and the ability to#take time off of work#expecting people to go cold turkey while homeless? don't make me laugh man

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

if i was in the choir id constantly be scared of mass convulsions striking us by the grace of gawd. id be fucking vigilant

Only conspiracy theory i believe in is that LASIK made mikey way straight

"you're so funny!" thanks one time I took a ride in a guys iroc and got totally fucking pregnant

thinking of Jared Gay from my chemical romance again. sighs heavily. punches a wall. breaks into tears immediately after.