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they’re taking me to the cave today

4hrs sleep 12hrs workday then they’re taking me to the caveeeee

ten more minutes then I get to go to the cave!!

Never thought I would be hyped to have a job but it's the 10pm-6am shift at a cafe literally nobody goes to at night I'm basically just gonna be paid to sit and think about Gerard's cooch all night

You try to order your iced matcha at 2am and all you can hear through the window is hesitant alien maxed out on the speakers

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

every song nowadays is 'the best song ever' and then you listen to it and it's not fast car by tracy chapman

Flying out to see my chemical romance on 9/12! Hmmm I wonder why the tickets on 9/11 are so cheap.

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i have the Poster's Curse so it is literally impossible for me not to post my every thought. i can't journal or write just for me. i need to get 3 likes on it aswell