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I hate my tits. Get out of the way I wanna see if my pecs are growing from the pushups

The problem is not the seven dollar iced coffee, the problem is that almost none of that money goes into the pocket of the person who made it. Can you understand that. Please listen to me

YOU ARE NOT ALTERNATIVE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT “boy wears baggy clothes girl wears tight clothes!!!!!!” FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOREVER

I had a lukewarm shower the other day with no urge to turn the temperature up. What the fuck is happening to me

Can anyone figure out why straight women like the scream mask so much. What is it about the ghost face that makes it so appealing. Is it like a 👻 snapchat emoji that finally hit puberty?

(Looking at every single photo ever taken of Ray Toro): oh he looks really good here

At least I still have All Time Low: Nothing Personal (2009)

Ougfhh I fucked that up REAL bad

“If you stop picking at your acne it’ll heal on its own” oh thank god I don’t want to lose my numerous small bumpy friends that live on my face

“I could get that man pregnant” okay? And you’re missing the crucial part. He would get an abortion. That man would abort it #abortthat