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The problem is not the seven dollar iced coffee, the problem is that almost none of that money goes into the pocket of the person who made it. Can you understand that. Please listen to me

#late stage capitalism

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YOU ARE NOT ALTERNATIVE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT “boy wears baggy clothes girl wears tight clothes!!!!!!” FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOREVER

I had a lukewarm shower the other day with no urge to turn the temperature up. What the fuck is happening to me

permanenteclipse

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

angrychicagoan24

I CAN BE

Can anyone figure out why straight women like the scream mask so much. What is it about the ghost face that makes it so appealing. Is it like a 👻 snapchat emoji that finally hit puberty?

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(Looking at every single photo ever taken of Ray Toro): oh he looks really good here

Oh Okay!

“if you’re going to change genders, you need to let me know in advance because it’s a big change” the bells of the peenar snipper rang

deanwinchesterapologist

something either is or isnt happening to me

At least I still have All Time Low: Nothing Personal (2009)

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Ougfhh I fucked that up REAL bad

“If you stop picking at your acne it’ll heal on its own” oh thank god I don’t want to lose my numerous small bumpy friends that live on my face

headfirstslide

mikey posts like ur cousin who got out of jail and is turning his life around, being invited to family events again but u can tell he still hasn't gotten used to being outside

“I could get that man pregnant” okay? And you’re missing the crucial part. He would get an abortion. That man would abort it #abortthat

thatsnotmycat

They didn’t cast me in the backrooms movie because they KNEW I’d be so smart and run around trying to push into the walls once I got lost. They knew I’d be leaving a trail of breadcrumbds hansel and gretel-style. The director actually WANTED to hire me but A24 said that they already filled their white guy quota with that twink fucker so they couldn’t take me on. Fire him Clark I can do it better

#the whole time i watched it i was begging someone to just. press all the walls all the time #<- they actually couldn’t do that because it wouldn’t look cool :/

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A thing I love about bloodymary art posts is that Grace never looks like Ryan Gosling. It’s always Markiplier standing next to Some Guy

#bloodymary

I don’t tag any of my posts because secretly I hope nobody sees them ever

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