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Trying to get back into my workout routine but there are literally spiders in the garage :/ I can’t work under these conditions

My mom offers me the chain from a set of measuring spoons because she thinks I want it. Guess what mom I do want it. Fucking got me I guess

Fuck I’m sleepy <- same cadence as saying I’m in heroin withdrawal

Climate Change is my fault because sometimes I leave the tv on to watch the dvd logo bounce around. I’m sorry

“I am attractive and that gives me social power” is the idea I’m referring to when I say that I hate the modern concept of ‘female empowerment’. I’m actually not happy that conforming to societal standards of appearance gives benefits to women and this is sold back to them as somehow cheating the system

fuck dude my lingering presence keeps getting caught in the door and making me look stupid