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And yet again I’m the only one reaching out

STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO WORK AT THE VAPE SHOP I LEGALLY CANNOT WORK AT THE VAPE SHOP

I spent like five dollars today at bulk barn buying a pig ear and a cow ear to give to my dog

Just sprayed so much hairspray there’s a visible fog in my bathroom

It’s been way over two months since my referral! And I’m still waiting for them to call me back!

All these guys complaining about how painful it is to get kicked in the balls Well Why don’t you just keep it retracted then? Seems like a personal failing

I want to work out but there are spiders in the garage fuck

I reblog to line the walls of my nest with nice squishy disposable posts

Dude somebody in my life needs to give birth RIGHT NOW so I can give them a cat toy and go “for the baby☺️”

Hello mutual you are scrolling my blog

Hip flexors are the evil muscle and everyone thinks they should die. Who decided there should be a muckle there?