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I’m not hiding in my room external influences have driven me to seek shelter

Having a crush will make you do stupid shit like promise you’ll stop making jokes at the expense of the military

Love working out unfortunately with the temperature and the way I sweat I always end up looking like I’ve pissed myself while doing a handstand

I haven’t seen you in days because you won’t open your eyes. Are you burning from the inside out? I can see the smoke pouring out your ears but it smells of rotting wood and rust not smoke. Shovel more coal in the fire so you can smell the same as me

People do cold plunges for health so the rule of opposites dictates that nice warm bath is good for me

Thursday band 💥🚗💨 tonite queen??

“I miss free the nip” you have to grab hold of the outstretched torch and carry it forward. stop waiting for other people to do the work you can do

They keep fucking up bike racks. We have a good bike rack design it works it’s tested it’s proven itself time and time again yet every new apartment building college campus grocery store whatever the fuck makes a new weird looking bike rack like they’re playing Spore: Bike Racks

Note to self: I don’t like that

I think I like american rock band My Chemical Romance

The music they’re plauing EUCKS. EUCKKYYYY

(Piss man voice) I’m the piss man