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Side effect of t I never hear anybody talk about is the redistribution of facial fat. Where did my neck go :(( come back I miss you

I’ve always been an absurdist humor kind of guy which is probably why slapstick’s never done anything for me. Oh look it’s the guys who get beat to shit. Oh wow they’re getting beat to shit again. It just kind of gets repetitive you know? But then the guys who get beat to shit get lit on fire and it’s fucking spectacular everybody laughing look they’re on fire

(with lust in my heart) send that man to the hammering room. And install a window so I can watch

One day I’ll make a post SO BIG tumbler will have to expand their server rooms

“I think fat people are beautiful because in ancient times they were the beauty standard” <- broke. Imm alive right now and I think fat people are hot as fuck 👍👍

My posting muckle is seizing up

Nobody understands me. (realizes that makes me sound individualistic and self-absorbed) Nobody understands us

They’re putting gambling ads under all my posts to distract you. I can provide gambling services you don’t even have to leave my blog

I’m wiritng a book and maudbe someday I@“” get puplished

(watching you puke) ooooh can I have that? I want that can I have it for free too

I’m going to be in the grave and have to send people push notifications to even think about me

(pervert voice) so tell me a little bit about yourself