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They call me “the Guy who Can’t Figure it Out” andwell I don’t really know why they call me that yhey haven’t told me

Yeah a ton of bad stuff has halpen to mee

You’re out of touch. I’m only out of time, which is significantly better and more advantageous a thing to run out of

The last impulse purchase I made was a light-up yoyo

I live my life in service of the nebulous vegetable

“You always take really long in the bathroom” sorry it takes me a long time to push all the shit out of my bowels. God it’s like I can’t do anything right in this house

TERFism is actually true to form for traditional feminism. The white suffragettes were not fighting for true equality they just wanted personal freedom

What we need to do to push internet safety and anonymity is convince everyone that there’s a subsect of the infamous foot fetish people who jack it not to feet but to images of human faces

I flinch really aggressively watching lame horror movies which is funny and I laugh along with everyone else but like. It’s from the child abuse my guy

Beard’s coming in 🔥🔥🔥 suicide postponed

I use like an excessive amount