no thoughts / head empty

@sarahmackattack

lmfao this rocks

sometimes you just gotta gghghghgh. mibph. breh. [sneezes] fibsh. Egg! AAAAAAAAAAAAA egg. L'egg.

I want to play Two Point Museum (procrastinating) but it's $48 and I am philosophically against spending nearly fifty bucks for a game that I know will be fundamentally identical to Two Point Hospital and Two Point Campus. I have to wait for it to go on sale for like. Moral reasons. I will not condone this pricing structure by giving them that much.

I take this line about a lot of things and no one understands me. No, I will not be buying that it is deliberately overpriced. My wife tries to help: "it's okay, we can afford it." But that's not the Point. Moral reasons.

You get it! It's not about what I can afford, it's about accepting a pricing standard that I am not willing to accept. I've had people offer to buy me games like this as Christmas presents or whatever and it's like nono, your money spent on my behalf is as bad as my money. I am choosing not to have this transaction happen until the other party is being reasonable.

John Cena's social media is fascinating because his twitter is the most generic sounding inspirational messages ever that sound like theyre from an old calendar while his instagram is filled with weird memes that Cena mustve made himself because a lot of them seem like he's the only person that understands them

These leafdogs soothe my soul

this is the highest level of wizard

Always reblog the leafdogs

Those are obviously fae that are pretending to be dogs to hide in plain sight. You can tell because dogs don’t usually grow out of a leaf.

[image description: a gif parodying edward hopper’s nighthawks. it depicts the diner filled with water and various fish swimming around inside it. the light from the diner casts reflections through the water onto the street outside. /end description]

good thing he didn’t add a door

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too