Let Bruce Wayne Be A Good Dad

"earth is for earthlings" and the "homegrown all-american hero" opposed to clark and "i'm protecting my home from an invasive species"

they want superman to be "tougher on crime" when he's not executing petty thieves in the street and giving them a chance to rehabilitate themselves

even though they were just complaining about potentially being at the mercy of an indestructible superpowerful alien that isn't beholden to any higher authority and how he could become a tyrant if he wanted to even though he demonstrably doesn't and is actively opposed to any steps that would make him one

and then when one of them gets superman powers he starts executing petty criminals in the streets and smashing skyscrapers after he decides he's not beholden to a higher authority! because all he wanted to do was lash out after experiencing misfortune, and he was convinced by someone with authority over him that superman was the cause of it!

For the girl that I knew

Family lore

(Yes, Dick was in full clown makeup and outfit when Tim found him in A Lonely Place of Dying.)

Holy shit that’s Robin

Where’sBatman?

Oh shit, Batman isn’t here

They’re never apart

He’s bleeding pretty badly

Who can even take out a Robin??

Where is Batman?

Man they beat that kid

Who beat him???

If Batman’s alive, he’s going to come for blood

Oh god he’s going to think I did it if I keep standing here

Why didn’t anyone else stop?

He’s just a kid under that mask, isn’t he

Can’t take him to a hospital

Can I take him to Batman? I could figure out how to turn on that Bat signal

But then I’d have to leave Robin

Oh shit, he’s missing half his teeth

I almost hope Batman isn’t alive, because what he’d do if he saw this…

Who would fuck with one of his?

Nobody fucks with Robin when he’s alone, I thought that was the rule

Should I grab the teeth?

Probably can’t bring those in an uber

Correction: I can’t bring him in an uber anyway

I need to call Batman

FUCK, the signal just turned on

Holy shit, I still can’t believe that’s Robin

Wasn’t he bigger?

I need to know where Batman is

I’m gonna move the kid out of the rain at least

Maybe I can do a virtual visit with urgent care…

Wait. That light is flashing on his arm thingy.

I heard a noise. Wait. Is that—

[incoherent fear]

[adrenaline spike]

….he looks worse than the kid does

I should offer to carry him — oh, okay, I guess one arm still works

Keep your head down, don’t let him see your face

Oh god I’m going to die…he’s going to beat me with his one good hand and I’m gonna turn into Jell-O

[eyes clenched shut]

…..is he….is he gone?

Maybe I dreamed that

There’s still blood on the ground

There’s still blood on the ground

Okay. Okay. The rain will wash it away, but I guess I can help.

Oh my god my heart’s pounding

I need to sit down

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…is it just me, or were his eyes…glowing…a little bit?

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“jasons methods in uth werent sustainable” he didnt intend to sustain them

“jasons a hypocrite and his motives are contradictory” teenagers arent known for being particularly rational

“jason didnt plan for the long term effects and power vacuum left by his takeover” jason didnt plan for the long term, Full Stop

“why does jason do the whole uth confrontation instead of just killing the joker” hes 18 and he wants his dad to choose him

“if jason is trying to reach out to people why is he such an asshole” he is reaching out to get them to kill him

“its egotistical for jason to think his approach is the only right one” have you met a teenage boy. like ever