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this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"
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the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice
the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse
update: i’ve made it through the user manual and have sewn myself a cravat. the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse with anger in its motion and spite in its heart.
the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on
also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly
i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this
that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???
I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.
If you can’t appreciate a dog named Buford, you have something wrong with you.

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(Continuation from here)
The Harringtons are a lot more lax than their interview process would lead you to believe.
And they're generous!
Not only are they paying her an hourly wage instead of the flat rate that she usually gets when babysitting, she gets time and a half on weekends. Sometimes one of them will call when they're on her way home and tell her that she can leave if Steve is asleep and she locks the door.
It's kinda awesome.
A lot of her friends said that they were probably giving her these perks because their son was a nightmare but that has yet to be the case.
Steve is sweet.
He has the typical toddler angst you get with three year olds and he can be particular but he's quiet. he's hug-motivated and can entertain himself when she's doing her homework. She adores him.
Annie gets the idea that Steve's last nanny didn't let him play outside a lot (mainly because Steve tells her this all the time) so they go on little outings at least once a week.
Steve loves the park.
One thing these trips highlight is that Steve isn't socializing enough with kids his own age. He doesn't know how to play with them.
So, it's good when a few kids ask if he wants to play tag.
Annie thinks that it'll make a great addition to the weekly progress reports Mr and Mrs Harrington want her to fill out. They might be impressed enough to give her another bonus.
She's kinda killing it at this job.
So, of course.
She loses Steve.
One minute, she watching her toddler chase after some older kids and the next, she's being surprised by her boyfriend. They start talking about their Homecoming plans and then Steve is gone.
She looks back and he's just gone.
Annie is...panicking.
It's one thing to misplace a kid you're babysitting. It is another thing if you happen to be babysitting the son of the richest man in town, "Oh my god, I’m going to jail."
"You're not going to jail."
Annie's boyfriend, Greg, takes over and rallies some of the other parents to look for Steve. He then gives Annie a task so she has something to do, "I want you to walk across the park - keep an eye out for him- and then I want you to go across the street to Melvald's. You said he likes it there? Maybe he went there."
"Okay."
"If you don't see him or he's not there, walk back here," He tells her. "I guarantee we will have him by then. Okay? Go."
So Annie goes.
She walks, eyes scanning over every inch until - "Steve!"
She stops short when she sees him rounding the walking track with a man. He perks up at the sound of her voice, waving at her before turning to the man. She's too far away to hear what he's saying but she is fast approaching, "Steve, you can't run off like that! I was worried sick. Thank you for bringing him back, Mister..."
"Brenner," The man supplies. "Martin, and it is no problem. Your son is quite the conversationalist."
"I’m his...babysitter?" Annie says, picking Steve up and holding him. "Do you live around here? I don't recognize you."
"No," Brenner answered. "I'm in town a short while for work. I was just taking a break when I saw this young man alone with a bit of an injury."
Steve holds up his finger now wrapped in a newly applied bandaid. He says, "Ouch."
"Yeah, Stevie. Ouch," Annie agrees, pressing a kiss to the fingers. "I - well, thank you, sir. I was looking everywhere."
"Yes, of course," He smiles. "I would stay with your babysitter, Steven. Wouldn't want to wander off and never be seen again."
"Anyways, I must be getting back to my work. It was nice meeting you both," He says, producing a Richard C. Harrington Attorney at Law business card. "I'll keep your father in mind if I ever need a lawyer, Mr Harrington. Thanks for the card."
He makes the card in his hand disappear into thin air and Steve gasps at the trick.
Annie watched Brenner walk off before squeezing Steve tighter to her. She pressed a kiss to the top of his head, "Never leave my sight again."
"Kay."
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mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall
listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
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We talk about Eddie misunderstanding when Steve tries to be subtle but I’m gonna be honest guys. I think he could manage to misinterpret Steve just coming up to him and fully saying “I’m in love with you please sleep with me.” Like he’d find a way.
First he looks wildly over both shoulders, as if there’s anyone else nearby who Steve could possibly be talking to.
Then he says, “No need to romance me Steve, my standards are pretty low and you exceed every one of them by a mile or more. Where are we going: your place, my place, or van?”
The answer ends up being van (lots of making out and touching each other until they both need a change of underwear) then Steve’s, where they strip and shower together (and fool around a bit in there too) before tumbling into bed. And after all that, Eddie wakes up from a post-coital nap still pleasantly store and is shocked to realize that Steve is still snuggled up to him.
Wow, Eddie thinks, he must really be going through a dry patch if he’s making me the big spoon in his sleep.
he WOULD oh my God. tries to scoot away but Steve makes a “hmpph” noise and pulls Eddie’s arm around him tighter. Eddie laying there thinking “wow this dry spell must be pretty bad” when Steve said in plain English “I’m in love with you”. Someone help him he can’t get it through his head that Steve wants to date him
Steve Harrington + putting himself down
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