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Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

Things are getting heated in the apples fandom

Apple discourse

it’s comforting to know we have a backup buscemi in case we lose the other one

walk a mile in these louboutins

you 👏 can 👏 kayak 👏 and 👏 still 👏 be 👏 scene 👏

Im The Plumpest Thumpest Boy Around

I Am The Huge Boy And Death Will Come Swift To Those Who Dissent Upon This Fact

This never happened. I don’t even live in your state.

… Its an anonymous message…

I order my food online.

Mood