Lemme Be Your Right Hand Man.

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

Money cat can only do so much

@special-agent-tits-akimbo

Screenshot posts like this stress me out so much because CHARGE YOUR PHONE I FEEL UNSAFE.

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

@leatardian milk girl

take me down to New York City where the yorks are new & the city is city

(via SeanAndreHuang)

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

What’s good, Roger?

bc finals week

Roger!!!

Everytime a Florida Man is arrested, the spirit of Florida leaves his body and possesses another.

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

^

Please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Sequence “411” def reblogging with a prayer

Fucking goalsss

I wish, I wish with all my heart to have this much money when I’m older!

@marissarei @basedgodtookmyusername @freshest-tittymilk ya’ll needs to get on this one. I’m wishing for it for me and ya’ll too!

@theknightmurders @gloomypunks @anotherdayforchaosfay @eatmypussyliketherussianfamine @shizukasmack @shimakaze @abs0luteenigma @trevinjones Bc i know we could all use some blessings right about now