THE EYES ARE THE NIPPLES OF THE FACE

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

she sprunch on my kranch till I scrunge

ooo…. lady gagita

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

little german boy is so powerful like he has no face no physical character but we all know his voice and personality.....hes like the holy spirit

the fact you all go "no he obviously looks like" and then name something different each time only proves we may construct answers in an attempt to rationalize an immortal force but that is not equivalent to truth. he embodies the spirit of the lollipop and lederhosen but we will not see him wield them

newton just created a 4th law

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

fingering myself

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now