bestie vibes only

at least i'm not straight

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

Queer Eye (2018)

does any one else think it should be easier

haters will see you mixing the elixir of life and ask if it’s FDA approved

favorite internet thing is when people just slap the golden ratio on any image in any orientation they want and it just doesn't mean anything

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

Okay and how were the fries

They were alright

2. my undying love for them

3. Rachel, even after I specifically asked her to stop

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3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak