but i have no fear

basically art is an organ where your evil toxins go

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

google search job ideas for failures

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

in approximately 5-7 business days i shall be released

Old men type out their will and testament in Simon and Garfunkel YouTube comment section

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things