got this red right hand that points me south

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

fog haters are weak. you are walking in a cloud and it's making everything look like a moody detective film! the veil is thin and there could be a faerie 20 metres directly ahead of you! appreciate it!!

medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes

it's always some sort of day of the week

There should be a American football team associated with the moon + bad dreams, that descends to cause chaos on other football games. They would be called the Moon City Nightmares and they can invade your football game like dark souls.