High Expectations

“Patrick is a hitman” was not a take I expected to read today, being honest

Anyway here’s an entire episode of Spongebob as a gif

PERCHED💅🏼

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

Shes smiling.

She knows the power she wields

Why stop at 8? Why can’t we get drunk at 6 and be tucked up in bed by 10?

I feel like I get stuck in one of those conversations about once a week.

I’ve been looking everywhere for this 😭😭😭😭

i want this question to divide Christianity into Shrimp and Anti-shrimp sects

i want this question to divide Christianity into Shrimp and Anti-shrimp sects

We don't claim this vile piece of shit. He is NOT Heathenry. Hate and bigotry has absolutely no place in our spaces and it's disgusting.

I can't fucking get away from this guy. Everything that needs to be said has already been said. He does NOT represent Heathenry and we will never accept him.

would ya look at that

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

HEY, GOD? NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT