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hello to anyone coming here from twitter! this account has traditionally been even more shitposty than twitter was but who knows, maybe i'll bring some of the twitter energy back over here.
love, roaratorio

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man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good
me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely
me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

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the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
Good morning â¨
JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"
Ahsoka:Â Letâs not Anakin Skywalker this into a worse situation than it already is, alright? Anakin:Â Did you just use my name as a verb??
funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"
the past tense implying sex has since been eradicated. the six (6) different synonyms all with 1-3 linked sources. those extensive citations juxtaposed with the extremely vague given definition of "an action performed by two or more people" . it's so fucking good. I could never put together a sentence this funny even if you gave me a full paid year off 2 do it

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Kate O'Flynn & Matthew Rhys
âThe Inaugural Swimâ | Widowâs Bay 1x03
The mortifying ordeal of being a Star Wars fan: Not only do you have to admit that youâre a Star Wars fan, you have to know things about Star Wars. Nerdy bullshit things about Star Wars. And you have to submit to the horrific misery of wanting to tell other people about the Star Wars things you know. Not only are you burdened with knowledge about Star Wars, you have to drag around the heavy weight of wanting to talk to other people about Star Wars. Itâs soul-crushing.
#hang on i gotta find a jake gyllenhaal blog to ask about this (sorry @etriva this was too funny to leave in the tags)
Iâm not entirely sure who River Cartwright is but from your tags it seems like he has a lot going on
lmao he certainly does

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my former roommates in a crumbling marriage were told by their coupleâs therapist that they needed to get a shared hobby, any shared hobby, literally any hobby, so they decided it should be watching mr beast. vivid memories of coming home to seeing them sitting five feet apart on the sofa, watching mr beast with completely blank expressions and occasionally making slightly strained comments
I gasped out loud at this????
I were the therapist I'd be like no....... maybe not like that........
Under the right circumstances a couples therapist could make more money with a divorce than he could with a saved marriage...
the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings
do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo