The Intense Humming of Fun

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

Ahsoka: Let’s not Anakin Skywalker this into a worse situation than it already is, alright? Anakin: Did you just use my name as a verb??

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

The mortifying ordeal of being a Star Wars fan:  Not only do you have to admit that you’re a Star Wars fan, you have to know things about Star Wars.  Nerdy bullshit things about Star Wars.  And you have to submit to the horrific misery of wanting to tell other people about the Star Wars things you know.  Not only are you burdened with knowledge about Star Wars, you have to drag around the heavy weight of wanting to talk to other people about Star Wars.  It’s soul-crushing.

#hang on i gotta find a jake gyllenhaal blog to ask about this (sorry @etriva this was too funny to leave in the tags)

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

In folk music men are always dying in industrial accidents and women are always haunting stuff. What if a woman dies in an industrial accident and a man walks these hills in a long black veil. What then