outdated!!!

when recipes are like “for best results use 2% milk” for best results suck me through my jorts i am not doing that

do you think there’s ever been a point in the avatar cycle where everyone was just waiting for them to pop up in one of the water tribes, but instead they reincarnated into one of those waterbending swamp hicks in the earth kingdom? because I really like the idea of a swamp avatar with a little leaf hat and a southern drawl.

Instead of a polar bear dog or whatever, their animal companion is an alligator.

The last airbender: the legend of Florida Woman

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie

I was flown over to nz for the job interview and after the interview i was walking back to my hotel, just chilling, and one of these little dudes scurries past me on the street

We had two of the little cuties nest on my aunts farm while i was living there! One of the farm dogs sniffed it out, (but luckily they are well trained to never attack birds) and i thought they were pointing at a possum until i lifted a rock off a hollow and got indignantly chirped at. They didn’t seem fussed though, stayed on the nest until the end of season.

being “ugly” was invented to sell products

gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy

More than meets the eye? Like what else is there? All I can I see is a truck...