"Veni, Vidi, Vici"

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

SONIC BALLS WAOW

Big!!! Steppy!!!

Taking her job very seriously

at the core of the earth there is a rabbit

what does it do there?

the usual

shoes for sale, babies, never worn

i know it pisses some people off but i find it fun that most websites use the US flag for english and the brazillian flag for portuguese. kind of awesome. sorry england and portugal you colonized too hard so you dont get to own your language anymore. you gave it up to the americas. sucks to suck. go brazil.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

“i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket

I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."