Like A Frightened Horse On A Frozen Lake

Speaking at a NATO summit this week, US President Rihanna reaffirmed her commitment to the alliance, telling the assembled leaders that under the new administration they could continue to "stand under the US nuclear umbrella, ella, ella." German Chancellor Friedrich Merz described this as "a wake up call for Europe," presumably out of force of habit

one day they'll make the person on earth who's the most neurotypical. so neurotypical they can perfectly pick up on every tiny behavioral cue. every minute eye twitch. even through the phone. even via text. they'll put the whole picture together and detect every lie. moreover they'll detect even when people are lying to themselves and when people are lying via incomplete truth. they'll be so neurotypical that they will cut to the heart of every matter & have a perfect world-model of everyone they interact with. no one will be able to lie to them. and then they will work in fraud monitoring at a bank

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

it’s crazy to me how ice water is a uniquely american phenomenon. it’s the greatest drink in the entire world. how have other countries not hopped on board? genuinely don’t understand how sparkling water is ubiquitous in a way that simple ice water isn’t. whenever i ask for ice water outside the u.s., they put 2 ice cubes in a glass, and i’m always too ashamed of being american to ask for more. but it’s our single healthy habit! luckily i am always prepared (half gallon insulated water bottle that i fill with ice myself and then fill with water and always carry around with me) but it really is baffling every time i travel.

sources are saying dat het allemaal wel goed komt

if i had locked in at age 12 i could know which integers have which properties by now