Like A Frightened Horse On A Frozen Lake

if i had locked in at age 12 i could know which integers have which properties by now

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

This is the greatest thing humanity has produced

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

a man goes to his proctologist. says he's depressed, says the world seems harsh and cruel, says he feels all alone in a threatening world. the proctologist says i have just the solution, the great clown pagliacci is in town, go see him he'll cheer you right up. the man says "butt doctor,