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My work inbox is a form of perpetual hell for a lot of reasons atm, but somehow there’s something worse than the essential oil cultists attempting to make it entirely unusable on a daily basis, and that’s the sheer number of editing requests from young and first time authors who don’t even really want editing, they just want someone to reassure them they’re not Problematic™ and they’re genuinely scared to death of their potential readers.
They’re so hyperfixated on the terror of inadvertently fucking up and being dragged across the internet, that they can’t even bring themselves to finish their work. So instead of answering questions about how to fix narrative flow, character arc and making grammar changes and fixing typos, I spend a lot of my time answering things like this:
“But what if someone hates it?”
Welp. Can’t please everyone I guess.
“But what if I fucked up this part…”
Did you do your research? Okay good, here is a list of sensitivity readers you can hire to help you make sure you actually understood the things you read. You’ve done all that and taken their advice onboard? Well done. That’s more than a lot of New York Times Bestsellers ever do.
“Okay but what if someone thinks I meant this when I meant that?”
See previous response.
“But what if—”
Your work is always going to be open to interpretation. Sometimes people will read into things you didn’t even realize you were inferring. Sometimes you didn’t actually infer anything but someone will find meaning anyway. That’s just how this works I’m afraid. People find meaning in words. It’s what us humans are particularly good at. Sometimes they find meanings we like, sometimes we don’t. We have no control over how someone else uses their critical thinking skills (if at all).
“But what if someone says…”
Someone is always going to say something you’re not going to like. They may even try to paint you as a villain to justify their dislike of you because they conflate personally liking something with universal worthiness. You can be the most Unproblematic ™, best researched, most woke individual on the planet, and someone is still going to find fault in what you did. Jesus Christ himself could descend from heaven with a short novella about petting puppies and being kind to each other, and he’d still end up nailed to the proverbial wall by someone.
You cannot control every aspect of how people will interact with your work, and I know that is terrifying when you watch the way fandom eats its own sometimes. But if you can’t get over that terror…you’re never going to get anywhere. You need to accept that not everyone will always like you or your work, and it’s not easy. I struggle with it a lot sometimes, especially when people tag my posts with mean comments or personal remarks about how much they hate me, but unlike them I take my issues to therapy and work them out in an actual safe space, and I’m telling you, they don’t speak for everyone.
The echo chamber of discourse is loud, and sometimes you just need to take a step out and remember how to breathe and remind yourself not everyone needs to like you. And not everyone will, and that’s okay. And hey, your work might bomb or it might not. But you won’t actually know until you try.
Perfection is unattainable. Don’t kill yourself trying to get there. You can only do your very best, and even then your very best will shift and adapt with you as you grow and change as a person. It’s inevitable. I dunno where I’m going with this anymore. Permanence is an illusion and we’re all just sentient atoms hurtling toward the great unknown. Write your god damn story.
lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard
I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.
can I volunteer to be a penguin
I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.
So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.
Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army
Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.
Carry on …
I love everything about this post.
If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead.
My girl.
so, I haven’t wanted to chime in on the like vs reblog discourse because I’ve always kind of been “it’s your blog reblog what you want” but recently the ratio for me has been ridiculous, so I did some research.
this is what my notes look like currently:
this is what they looked like maybe 3-4 years ago:
and this is what they looked like around 6-7 years ago:
notice anything?
sure, it’s your blog. post what you want. but when gif makers stop making gifs, don’t say we didn’t warn you. we make gifs to be seen, and if it doesn’t get reblogged, it dies on our blog. it’s clear to me that this is a trend and I’m betting it has everything to do with this spike in “aesthetic” blogs.
if you like it, please reblog it. all we want is for our work to be seen.
#also like getting notes on shit posts is fun too but#when a shit post gets 900 notes and a gifset gets like 120 its#bad scoob

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writer culture is having that one scene that really scratches your id, and being willing to write forty thousand words to get to it.
This post could not be more me
Shakespeare Plays as John Mulaney Quotes
Romeo and Juliet: “You remember being 12. When, you’re like nobody look at me or I’ll kill myself.”
Macbeth: “Shut up! You’re all gonna die.”
Hamlet: “I am so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet.”
Taming of the Shrew: “My wife is a bitch, and I like her so much.”
Othello: “I would always think, how could another person kill someone? How could a human being kill another human being? And then I got cheated on and I was like, oh okay.
12th Night: “I’m new in town and it gets worse.”
King Lear: “It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually it’s gonna be okay, but I have no idea what’s gonna happen next.”
Shakespeare plays as screencaps from The Good Place
As You Like It
Comedy of Errors
Cymbeline
Hamlet
Julius Caesar
King Lear
Macbeth
Measure for Measure
The Merchant of Venice
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Much Ado About Nothing
Othello
Pericles
Richard II
Richard III
Romeo and Juliet
The Taming of the Shrew
The Tempest
Troilus and Cressida
Twelfth Night
The Winter’s Tale
Bonnie Hunt! She’s so beautiful, funny, generous, and talented. I’ve had the biggest crush on her for forever and wish more people gave her the attention she deserves. 🥰
agree
alive to beauty
Written for the Super Santa Femslash fandom exchange.
Prompt from @bridgetteirish: “Cat’s therapist convinces her to hire an elite matchmaker to help find her companionship. Kara must watch as Cat goes on dates with all the wrong people.”
Summary: The secret to happiness is human connection.
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alive to beauty
“Something’s missing.”
Cat blinks at Dr. Schuman. They’ve been discussing Cat’s reluctance to allow Carter to spend his entire winter break on a school-sponsored backpacking trip. She expected Dr. Schuman to wax poetic about Carter following in his mother’s adventurous footsteps, but her comment feels like a non-sequitur.
“Excuse me?”
Dr. Schuman settles back in her chair, her willowy frame enveloped by the rich leather. “Something is missing,” she repeats, emphasizing each word more than the last. “You’ve returned from your sabbatical with little to show for it and a company and city in crisis. What have you gained, what have you learned in the last year?”
Cat flounders, her mind trying and failing to produce an answer. She thought they’d covered all of this, thought that her first visit back to refill her Lexapro prescription and vent about the toll the alien invasion had taken had been enough. Dr. Schuman hits hard, always has in the years Cat has been seeing her, but she’s fair in her assessments and very rarely wrong. Not that Cat would ever admit that to her.
Dr. Schuman doesn’t let her form an answer before she’s speaking again, leaning forward now, her folded hands gripping her knee for balance. “Human connection. Isn’t that what you told me you’d found in Bhutan? The key to a life well-lived?”
Cat re-crosses her legs and purses her lips, but remains silent.
“Honestly, when you called me and started going on about love as the be-all, end-all, I thought you might’ve been drunk.”
Cat scoffs and rolls her eyes at the implication.
“But when you came to my office and I saw you were serious, I thought you’d made a break-through in your time away. Yet here we are, talking in circles about all the same things we were before you left so abruptly.”
The press of the leather sofa and Dr. Schuman’s intense gaze make Cat shift in her seat. Her silk blouse sticks uncomfortably against her back. “So what do you propose?” She hates sounding so unsure, but everything the doctor is saying makes sense, to some degree.
Dr. Schuman smiles, showing her teeth in a brief flash. “Human connection. And I don’t mean Carter, lovely as he is. He’s forging new friendships and finding new adventures since you’ve been back. You would do well to do the same.” She smiles again, close-lipped this time, with a gleam in her eye that Cat has only rarely seen. “You said it yourself, Cat: you need companionship in your life, otherwise what kind of life is it?”
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There’s an idea niggling around Cat’s brain when she leaves Dr. Schuman’s office. It’s with her the whole ride to her building. By the time she steps into the elevator, she’s dialing her assistant and making plans.
“Yes, Miss Grant?” Eve sounds out of breath and the high timber of her voice grates on Cat’s ears. It’s been almost a year and a half, but Cat still expects Kara’s voice on the other end of the line.
“Get Roderick Nash on the phone.” Cat watches the numbers in the elevator climb as it takes her up to the penthouse. “See if he’s available for dinner Friday evening.” She hears Eve’s intake of breath, the other woman poised to reply, but Cat presses on. “Mmm, eight o’clock? At Via Trenta.” The restaurant is the right kind of upscale to set the particular mood Cat is looking for.
“O-oh! Alright. Yes, of course, Miss Grant. What should I tell him the meeting is about?”
“No meeting.” Cat purses her lips and quirks an eyebrow at her reflection in the polished chrome finish of the elevator doors. “Just dinner.”
She can practically feel Eve’s hesitation through the phone. “Oh, um. May I ask why? In case he asks!”
Cat smiles. “He is still single, isn’t he?”
“But Miss Grant,” Eve gasps. “He’s a Libertarian. You hate Libertarians.”
“Mm, not true.” It might be true. “And besides, even if it were, it will make for a lively debate or two.” A thrill runs up Cat’s spine, just for a moment, and her smile turns to a pleased grin. “Now, Miss Teschmacher, start dialing. Chop chop.”
The elevator opens into the penthouse and Cat hangs up the phone, ignoring the seed of doubt crowding the back of her mind.
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You guys.
This is a beautiful, fun, romantic delight.
I adore every single word.
Thank you my friend!
❤️🎁

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Kara’s dreams are haunted by missed opportunities.
that time Kara asked Cat to go away on a holiday trip ↳ Super Santa Femslash 2018
For @gaelalear
Supersanta2018 - Fake dating prompt

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So what Supergirl ships do you like? If it’s ok with you.
sorry anon I just saw this.
supercat, superdreamer, karadox, niadox, superniadox (I’m kinda really into third one atm but I might be the only one?), general danvers, idk what the ship name is but i LOVE Kara x Vasquez and that’s all @bridgetteirish fault, monwinn, scholsen, mjy
i think i have more ships from this show than any other I’ve watched. I’d never been a big multi shipper before tbh
GUILTY
the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end
I love this because you have Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself in the first one to becoming this master sword fighter and leader of ALL pirates. You watch Will who was just this angsty little brat head over heels for Elizabeth become this grown man who faced all his demons.
and then there’s Jack
“Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself”
Do you mean…
Elizabeth who improvised a weapon when pirates invaded her bedroom
Elizabeth who could have run for the exits but instead went straight for the swords
Elizabeth who demanded to speak with a pirate captain and then used the leverage she had to get him to agree to her demands
Elizabeth who CAME AT BARBOSSA WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE and then fucking STABBED HIM when she couldn’t get away
Elizabeth who was trapped on a tiny island with nothing but crates of rum and a man she couldn’t stand and who used those supplies to summon a rescue party for herself
Elizabeth who made a rope out of sheets and climbed down the back of a ship to save the day herself when no one would listen to her about how dangerous the pirates were
Elizabeth who snuck onto the Black Pearl, knocked two cursed pirates straight off their ship, and rescued Jack’s entire crew
Elizabeth who rowed straight back into danger without any backup instead of running away with everyone else
Elizabeth who came to Will’s rescue with a blunt object and a one-liner
Elizabeth who proceeded to team up with Will to take down all the remaining pirates in the cave
Elizabeth who – without being asked or told what was going on – faked unconsciousness to create a distraction for Will’s rescue of Jack
Elizabeth who stepped in front of a ring of muskets, successfully protecting Jack and Will from being shot or captured
Elizabeth may have learned some impressive sword tricks in the later movies, but she was a Badass from day one.
Elizabeth Swann is a queen.
Nothing but respect for MY pirate king