Rage & Serenity

I HAD TO SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN, BUT HOLY SHIT, THEY ACTUALLY DID REBLOG IT I AM PUKING RAINBOWS

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For the folks who weren't around during the dark days... THIS is what queerbaiting refers to.

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

Fourth rule: The right of the members to be insecure in their persons against superior violence shall not be violated, and no fights shall issue, except upon the representation, by oath or warrant, of both fighters, that they wish to fight, and describing particularly the ass to be kicked.

The fifth rule of Fight Club is that, given a fight and a point outside the fight, exactly one additional fight can be held on that point which does not intersect the original fight.

The sixth rule of Fight Club is that standing fights may be amended at any time by a majority vote if previous notice has been given, or by a 2/3 vote without notice.

Justin: Are we out of the zone of truth? Griffin: Yeah, yeah. You’re far away from it. Taako: Everything’s gonna be fine.

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

And you know, for young writers, this has got to be so detrimental just from the perspective of opening your document and seeing a million corrections that, frankly, don't need to be there. If you're a young writer you're likely not going to have the background knowledge to know what is and isn't a good suggestion, you're just going to see a document that makes it look like you made every mistake possible so clearly you must be a terrible, stupid writer and should just give up.

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

i've gotten more than one person in the notes questioning their sexuality because of this. my plan is working

sometimes i get weirdly anxious about the fact that thousands of years of evolution have led to my specific bloodline and it will almost certainly be ending with me. but then i remember the same is true of like every fly that dies in a drink before it gets the chance to reproduce so like. who am i to get all precious about the concept of bloodlines really. who give a shit. my ancestors arent any better than that flys ancestors.

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

WHAT IS THE POINT OF INVENTING FAKE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN'T GIVE THEM TRAUMA?

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

well it's one of two reasons anyway