Mafia Fitz Is A Bottom Bitch: Chang my mind.

Hummingbird Phil who flies backward while pressing kisses to Techno’s face when Techno tries to escape his tender loving affection.

Hummingbird Phil who tucks his legs into his chest when siting and snuggles up against Techno to conserve heat in the arctic.

Hummingbird Phil who hibernates with Techno while the blizzards rage outside.

Hummingbird Phil who courts Techno by showing off how he can make his black feathers look bright vivid green by shifting them.

Hummingbird Phil who eats his perfectly edible from a chair food while hovering midair because it calms him.

Hummingbird Phil who divebombs Techno in greeting during his courtship to show off his speed and maneuvers.

Hummingbird Phil who has the cutest high pitched snores in the world that even when it prevents Techno from falling asleep, he can’t be mad. 

Hummingbird Phil who is surprisingly short for an avian, but uses his small size and high speed to his advantage on the battlefield. 

Hummingbird Phil who radiates heat and loves that it means Techno will come to him for cuddles when the temperature drops.

Hummingbird Phil who pulls Techno to rest his head above his heart when the voices grow too loud and distracts him with the rapid beats of his heart.

Hummingbird Phil who attacks with surprising viciousness when his territory is invaded by anyone not part of his flock.

Hey guys, this is honestly not the way I wanted to come back to tumblr but I really have no choice in the matter. 

So some of you may not have known but I got into a car accident a year ago and till this day it is probably one of the most terrifying experiences I have gone through. To give more detail about what happened, I was leaving my friend off to work and during the time I dropped her off, my car was working fine. But on my way back home, that’s when it got ugly. When I was about to stop at a red light, my brakes snapped and stopped working so I quickly went for my emergency brakes but they didn’t do anything and before I could turn off the car, I ended up hitting the one in front of me. It was a mess and right after they were trying to purposely steal money from me, not only that, they wouldn’t accept any offer I gave them (like meeting at the dealer to give the money, meeting them at my mothers work place, etc) because they couldn’t “trust me” to give them the money. So they ended up filing the case on their insurance and I didn’t receive the notice that they did that until December 27, 2019 and I put in my insurance as well from that notice. But it wasn’t until, yesterday that I got a call saying I have to make a down payment by April 2nd of $1461.25 or else license suspension will happen and more bad things are waiting for me. I know it is a lot to ask, in such a short amount of time but I need help desperately since my family isn’t that willing to help me (some also can’t really help due to their own situation) and I don’t have a job due to COVID-19. Thank you so much if you do donate, literally it would mean so much to me. I’m trying to set up art commissions so that I can give back at least something in return to any of you that do.

“My harp session turned into a Disney movie”

This is Megumi Igarashi

She’s a Japanese artist

Japan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festival

Where the vagina is basically illegal to talk about 

So she did a bunch of art featuring 3D sculptures of her vagina, including this kayak, and was put in jail for it

She was indicted again in December on obscenity charges for selling vagina art to crowdfund for the kayak and could spend two years in prison

In Japan, women’s vaginas are treated as though they are men’s property. The trains here usually display pornographic advertisements. As a woman, I find that blatant objectification to be humiliating. I’m disgusted by it. My body belongs to me. So, with this project I wanted to release the vagina from the standard Japanese paradigm. Japan is lenient towards expressions of male sexuality and arousal, but not so for women. When a woman uses her body in artistic expression, her work gets ignored, and people treat her as if she’s some sex-crazed idiot. It all comes back to misogyny. And the vagina is at the heart of it. The vagina is ridiculed. It’s lusted after. Men don’t see women as equals—to them, women are just vaginas. Then they call my vagina-themed work “obscene,” and judge me according to laws written by and for men. [x]

She plans to turn her trial in to a manga comic. She seems pretty sure she’s not going to do any jail time but if you’d like to help her pay for her inevitable fine and court fees, you can check out her online store. There are little glow in the dark vagina characters.

I’ve had this condition all my life but its gotten completely unbearable the past few years and I’ve been actively going to the doctors the last two years trying different methods to allievate my pain and this surgery was my last chance at any type of pain free life. It took 6 months to schedule and if I had to wait another second, I was going kill somebody. Safe to say I was a little pissed. I sat in that freezing room, irritated with an IV needle sticking in my hand, waiting on the nurse to find records of my pee test that I did less than a two week ago at their request. She couldn’t find the test results. She handed me an empty container with a cheery smile and an obnoxious prep talk that I did not ask for and told me to fill it.

One of the preparatory requirements they gave me was that the night before the surgery I couldn’t consume any foods or liquid (water especially). So I couldn’t pee. I asked for some water and she reluctantly gave me a cup with two sip fulls.

I had subluxed/dislocated my spine.

Except unlike with a man who’d be taken straight to x day or treated with a pinch of dignity ——- I was told while lying in a A&E bed that I had to take a pregnancy test.

I was already crying in pain, I was begging them to let me sign a form, just one form, I told them I was a virgin etc. I wanted a form I promise —- nope, they had 4 men try and turn a SPINAL INJURY patient onto her side while she sobbed and screamed in pain (it me) and tried to slide a bed pan under me. Finally a female nurse came in and told them to get the form

They had told me it didn’t exist.

Men get dignity, women get torture because our bodies are not our own.

I was in hospital a week and they kept checking my pregnancy status.

Because my spine being out and causing no feeling below my waist/immense pain was less important than a possible fetus.

i was 11

and i had to take

a motherfucking

pregnancy test

and the kicker?

the goddamn cherry on top of this bloody sundae?

“Meet the Reaper” AKA Top 10 photos taken before disaster