Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

there’s no wrong way to affirm, because it’s not the exact wording that matters. it’s the stance and intention behind it.

you could literally say “i fart glitter”, and if your underlying intention is that you shift every second, then that’s what it will be. this is literally the same principle behind safe words. you can choose some completely random word, sentence, or action, and then use it as your cue to shift from your dr back to your cr.

so it really is never that deep. the words themselves don’t have some inherent power. you decide what they mean, and that intention is what gives them meaning.

that said, there’s no objectively correct set of words that makes shifting work. shifting is an incredibly personal and subjective experience, so don’t let someone else convince you that your affirmations are wrong. there’s no such thing.

as for me, the affirmations i use at night tend to focus more on being in my dr rather than on the actual process of shifting. so instead of saying “i am shifting” or “i have shifted,” i’ll say things like:

“i am in my DR.”

“i am (dr name).”

“right now i’m in xx doing xx.”

“tomorrow i’m going to do xx with xx.”

and the occasional, “i’m already in my dr.”

but this is just what works for me. you don’t need to copy my affirmations, and you definitely don’t need to find the “perfect” affirmation. if robotic affirmations work for you, keep doing them. if you prefer visualising, do that. if you prefer simply intending and going to sleep, do that instead.

the key is finding what feels natural to you. what resonates with you. what reminds you that your dr is already yours.

and the last thing i’ll tell you is to stop worrying so much about whether you’re saying the “correct” thing.

you’re pure awareness. you’re not going to accidentally mess up your shifting because you chose the wrong sentence. your words are simply tools for directing your attention and reinforcing what you already know.

so if “i am pure consciousness” resonates with you, use it. if it doesn’t, leave it. you decide what your affirmations mean, not somebody else.

the smile of a man who just realized what he wants to do for the rest of his life...