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Fun fact: We know the size of the PokƩmon world because Scarlet and Violet has framerate issues
Video games tend to do this thing called "culling," where they don't render things that aren't in use. In Breath of the Wild, there's no reason for Link to be able to see how many apples are on a tree in Hateno when he's all the way in Tarrey Town, or know how many Bokoblins are running around Hebra Mountain. Link has a radius around himself that spawns in people, enemies, items, etc, so that the player gets the full experience of a rendered world without the game having to keep track of 850 Hearty Radishes sparkling.
This is good.
Scarlet and Violet has really AGGRESSIVE culling. The devs knew the game was framey and did everything they could up until the last possible second to save on resources.
The player has a single square that's always rendered around them, which takes about 10 seconds to run across. Besides that, all that's visible is whatever the camera is facing; if the camera can't see it, it does not exist.
You might think that this would be good for performance, since the game isn't calling as many assets constantly. And you would be right, if the things culled were ALL that the game was trying to render.
We all know at this point about the memory leak problem the game has, where it won't toss garbage data it's not using. This is supposed to account for the framerate drop; however, if it was ONLY the memory leak, it should start out smoothly, then decay over time until it's unplayable.
So what gives?
This is the ocean.
It's pretty. It's got a tiny bit of reflection, some gentle waves, a nice gradient. A beautifully made ocean without repetitive textures is always nice.
THIS IS THE OCEAN.
IT IS NOT CULLED.
Look at the SIZE of this thing! Paldea is an ANT in the middle of this puddle. It's rendering ALL of this, ALL its sparkles and waves, ALL the time.
Now, this is usually the part of the post where I'm like "and because we know the size of the ocean, based on the coastlines and wind direction, we can figure out how big the rest of the planet is by comparison!" like I did with Breath of the Wild over a year ago.
No.
Another video game term you might not be familiar with is a "skybox." Basically, to give the illusion of faraway objects, clouds, mountains, etc, and to hide the black void most 3D games are built in, games will have a texture wrapped around either the level or where the player is standing. For example:
This is a level from Twilight Princess called Sacred Grove. You normally can't see the bottom parts of this, hence why it turns into a gray plane, but the parts you CAN theoretically see by looking through the trees are colored so you think you're looking at a sky. You can see the edge of the void down in the bottom right corner.
Here's another one from Twilight Princess. You can see the different textures that stack on top of each other, as well as the blue skybox that's centered around Link when he's in the area. You, as the player, FEEL like you're in a small part of a larger world, because the devs cleverly structured together elements you CAN see in other areas into the background.
More complicated versions of skyboxes, typically semi-circular, are called skydomes.
They tend to look kind of like snowglobes, because you do not need to render anything that can't be seen. There's no situation in which the player should be able to fall lower than the level, so there's no reason to render the dome into a sphere in the event that that happens.
In Scarlet and Violet, it would make sense for the skydome to end where the ocean does. There's no situation in which the player manages to go past or underneath the ocean, so even if you wanted a gigantic ocean size like they have, you don't need to use more sky to encompass that.
They did not get this memo.
You might be thinking to yourself "wow, that looks like the curvature of the Earth!"
AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT!!!!!
Why is this here. Why is it so big. I can't even see Paldea anymore. What exactly was planned for this.
Clever readers might have noticed that I labeled this "Skysphere" and not "Skydome."
That's because it for some reason is a sphere. Paldea is sitting in the middle of a fully rendered gigantic sphere in space. For some reason.
Look at Earth. Look at the Iberian Peninsula (Spain + Portugal), which Paldea is supposed to mimic.
I overlaid the peninsula over Paldea and made them roughly the same size. Assuming the two to be 1:1, the OCEAN is bigger than Earth.
If I then take that size and apply it to the skysphere:
HI. WHY IS THIS A THING.
The skysphere is bigger than the PROPORTION OF THE SUN TO THE EARTH:
I will be taking this as canon sizing until the PokƩmon Company comes out and either CULLS this monstrosity and stops forcing our Switches to render THE SUN, or until the PokƩmon Company stops being a coward and gives us a canon planet size.
IMPORTANT EDITS This is here to answer questions and clarify things.
I am not saying that Paldea as the game makes it is geographically the size of the Iberian Peninsula. This was originally a worldbuilding theory I thought was maybe going to get 30 notes (hence "we now know the size of the PokƩmon world). I'm saying that since the game is representing the Iberian Peninsula and expects us to take it as such (just like Sinnoh = Hokkaido, Kalos = France, etc, backed up by the anime making cities actually look like cities instead of ten houses and a shop) that this is the logical conclusion of it. Switch is rendering Spain and Portugal, Switch is therefore rendering gigantic sun, and I am being petty towards the end and saying "if we're playing it this way, fine, here you go." There's a few ways you can measure a game's dimensions for worldbuilding purposes ft @el-smacko
That being said, these are the measurements if we take it as 1:1 with the peninsula ft @evilscientist3
These are the measurements if we take it to be its actual size as-is-shown in game, making the skysphere still 4x larger than the EARTH ft @valeriaasteria
This includes an error I made in explanationāthe sphere ISN'T the skydome, the skydome is STILL above this
And this is a video where someone breaks out of bounds to view this whole thing
Edit 2
A lot of people have been quoting that the sphere and water wouldnāt have any effect. A lot of people have also been saying they definitely would. Both sides have programmers supporting it in the notes, including people who have worked on skyboxes (still assuming this counts at least similarly to one).
I am not a programmer. However, I do fall out of bounds in places on purpose often, and if you do that and leave it running, your character gets very wobbly until it eventually looks like a barcode because the switch canāt do math that high. The main reasons I personally think gigantic sphere = low performance is 1: constant lighting updates to something so large (screenshot DOES display a shadow), and 2: being forced to keep those coordinates stable in all directions, on all coordinate points, at all times without the sky turning into a stripey mess.
Edit 3
A possible explanation ft @sunspotpony!
And a video on how to launch yourself into PokƩspace (which I intend to attempt, and will update this with results when I do)
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Hereās a helpful chart from @SilentDestroyerSR on Twitter (edit: updated version pinned on my account)
you know what? fuck you *untandems your maus*
me just now realizing herba mystica, the plants that enables your Miraidon to fly, surf, etc, is this PokĆ©mon generations āHMā
Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news
Like just @ me at this point I'm literally the only person in iceland (and very possibly the world) who has the first name Lauf
(Article title reads "Lauf and Birningur in group of new names in the name register")
No one lives here so now two of our biggest news outlets are vagueing about me lmao
Hmm you're right. Correction: two of our biggest media outlets are talking about me specifically because they are obsessed with me
This morning I showed up to work and my boss was like "congratulations :))" and I was kinda confused so asked her on what and she said "your name, I heard about it on the radio"
So far I have counted two online articles and apparently the radio is also talking about my name change so I'll keep you guys updated when I'm on national tv or something
With a little legwork we can make more people on Tumblr see this than the entire population of Iceland.
This was better than I imagined

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Oh, look at this cute little three bedroom house! It has a garage, and a walk out basement andā¦what?
What IS that? Why is it in this quaint, prototypical suburban house???
Thatās Bob. Heās not precisely āgoodā but acts as a guardian in much the same way blucifer does- so long as he has a place in the house, nothing worse than him can enter.
Whatās blucifer?
The giant demon horse statue that protects the state of Colorado. He lives near the airport, killed his creator, and yes his eyes actually glow. Heās 32 feet tall.
What, and I hope you realize this is meĀ saying this, the actual fuck.
Blucifer!
you know what? go to your local library.
nobody cares if you just want to read Twitter with the free wifi. in fact weāre ecstatic youāre there.
donāt be afraid to touch the books. hell, taking them off the shelf and leaving them on shelving carts is one of the main ways the library counts usage and foot traffic, so donāt reshelve them yourself and donāt be afraid of looking at them!
most libraries now allow covered drinks, and many have special areas where youāre allowed to bring something to eat. have your lunch there, itās quiet!
lovely large tables for crafts or art? they have you covered!
magazines and periodicals so you can read the newest events or pick up a new recipe? check!
you can even just watch a DVD if you have the appropriate portable screen and courtesy headphones.
GO to the library. LOVE the library. USE the library. you already paid for it!!
CLADISTICS ruined my life
yall joke but this is actually a serious conundrun with cladistic-based classification
The choice is this:Ā
Birds are reptilesĀ
Or crocodilians (and probably turtles) ARENTĀ
Thatās it, thatās the choiceĀ
What if Bird and reptiles are two different things that came from the same thing
NopeĀ
Because you canāt group (lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians) without also including (birds)Ā
So if you donāt want to include birds in reptiles then you have to leave out some things weāve called reptilesĀ
birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. weāve already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isnāt really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily.Ā
But donāt turtles and alligators have more in common with modern reptiles than modern birds have in common with modern reptiles? Iām not trying to contradict, Iām trying to understand. Mammals and reptiles have a common ancestor as well, but we do not make them the same group.
Itās not about having things in common. Itās about common ancestry, which is how we classify animals in light of extinct species, which defy trait-based classification.Ā
And, the common ancestor of [lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians] by definition is also the common ancestor of birds. It is NOT the common ancestor of mammals.Ā
So, either we decide that Tuatara Lizards and Snakes are the only reptiles, or we include birds as reptiles. Or we just decide reptiles are no longer a thing.Ā
Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.
No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.
He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.
āJesus!ā
āHow can I help you my child?ā
āSo the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?ā
āGo home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.ā
āLord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?ā
āLuke my son, it was still under warranty.ā
āhoney that guy who made our table got crucifiedāĀ
hey so what the fuck was this about
are these not, basically, wedding vows

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pour one out for luis (scottās best friend) bc marvel decided to use his van as a plot device but conveniently didnāt mention his name even once š
honestly pour one out for luis all day everyday bc
-he was scottās cellmate & day 1. he said āthis is my bro nowā and took scott under his wing. Iām willing to bet that one of the reasons scott had a relatively easy time in prison is bc luis was constantly looking out for him
-luis got released first & his girlfriend left him, and his mom died, AND his dad got deported, but he still showed up to pick scott up from prison with a smile on his face bc he is a supportive caring best friend who puts others first
-yes he did pull scott back into crime but that is only bc he is disillusioned by the system. he knew how the system worked, and knew that it was practically impossible for ex cons to get jobs no matter what offense they committed. he only wanted to help scott in a time of financial need so he could support his daughter
-speaking of cassie, luis literally loves that little girl so much. he hangs out with her & carries around the pez dispenser that she got him for his birthday
-when scott asks him for something, he does as much as he can
-when the ex cons started their business, luis stepped up to be the manager and take care of all the boring bits. he sacrificed his time and energy so that he and his friends could legally make money
-when scott was put under house arrest and needed a place to live, they moved in together. oh my god they were ROOMATES
-even when luis was forced to take truth serum the worst thing he could say about scott was that the way he put the dishes in the dishwasher was Stupid
luis is literally the best friend and he deserves more respect in the fandom and the mcu