good evening, im oprah

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up

its getting so terrifying seeing whats happening to public opinion of trans women. it was never good but now it just feels like there's an invisible wall keeping me from integrating into society in any way

and we have to pretend its about women's sports. all the vitriol of at least half this country full on display daily and we have to pretend that it's only about women's sports. the walls are closing in.

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

i still think it's insane that penn's son showed them my dumb joke and then immediately they made this video on the spot

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction