Thot Gor

this website loves a fuck ass bob but stays silent about worf. the man with the most fuck ass bob out there.

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

Your death will be quick and pineless

My life is now better with this pun in it.

Absurd Item: Pinecone Death Ray, which inflicts a pineless death.

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

if you are so inclined, the door to my palace of aroace zenos yae galvus headcanon is always open. all are welcome inside these gilded halls. you need only lay your ear upon the hand-cut tile occasionally to hear the throbbing lungs below whisper our single rarely-preached, often-reproached, ill-perceived tenet: he has achieved a perfect and all-encompassing understanding of violence at the expense of his ability to engage with anything else in the universe. and that's badass.

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER