I'm a meme

The vibe station…..

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face

I very much appreciate that Disney practically designed Baby Yoda for the sole purpose of getting people desperate to subscribe to Disney+, now Baby Yoda is becoming a mascot for internet piracy and the mouse is furious. Absolutely iconic.

there’s nothing better than plain boneless rice

picking the bones out of every individual grain of rice is hard work but it’s worth it

I very much appreciate that Disney practically designed Baby Yoda for the sole purpose of getting people desperate to subscribe to Disney+, now Baby Yoda is becoming a mascot for internet piracy and the mouse is furious. Absolutely iconic.

Did the guy who burgled pewdiepie like know it was pewdiepie’s house or did he just take from some fancy ass lookin’ house and now that guy’s watching the news sweating profusely like oh shit what if it was me

people didnt know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there

Looks like I’m going to target.

Real men shop at target

how dare you do that to baby 

fruit flavored snacks

yeah but consider this,,,, snack flavored fruits?

You bite into a pineapple and it tastes like a triscuit

WALK SLOWER YOU SPEED DEMON