it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

at literally any given moment my life could be improved by having a giant beverage. Like even if I already have one maybe I need another for later.

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time