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‪Me in my academic papers: “One has to laugh…”‬

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth

jenna marbles goes on vacation for one week and youtube collapses

i wanna go see detective pikachu this week but also our local theater has a mouse problem and i know friends who’ve legitimately seen mice climbing the theater walls and sitting on the sound boxes during shows and the thought of that makes me want to die

lesbians be like: inner arm tattoo of some herbs