ttyl space cowboy

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

so ocelot’s a gemini….👀

MGS Heritage Post

sources tell me a bitch is having a birthday

are we not talking about the fact that’s literally the day of the D-Day landings? like that’s not a coincidence that’s not the anniversary that is the exact day of the invasion of Normandy in 1944. What was Hideo Kojima trying to say with this.

well he was trying to say ocelot was born ON the beaches of nomandy during the invasion. because he was :)

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad