Dickhead McKlunkey

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together