sadly, I am only an eel

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

all gambling advertising should be illegal

same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes and crypto and medicine and religion and. all adverts should be illegal.

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

man I love a side quest. I’ve got Actual, Important, Difficult work that I need to get done, but instead I’m doing restoration work on an oddly realistic, if kitschy, dog statue so a coworker’s mother can bring it with her into long term memory care. she asked as a favor. I have no business doing this. I’m doing it anyway.

man I love a side quest. I’ve got Actual, Important, Difficult work that I need to get done, but instead I’m doing restoration work on an oddly realistic, if kitschy, dog statue so a coworker’s mother can bring it with her into long term memory care. she asked as a favor. I have no business doing this. I’m doing it anyway.

man I love a side quest. I’ve got Actual, Important, Difficult work that I need to get done, but instead I’m doing restoration work on an oddly realistic, if kitschy, dog statue so a coworker’s mother can bring it with her into long term memory care. she asked as a favor. I have no business doing this. I’m doing it anyway.