4:20 is the witching hour

ok ill bite. whats hockey

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

literally saying this every day of my life

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

how are you 27 talking about Harry Potter why don't you try substance abuse

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me