Sans titre

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

It’s still the same year as yesterday, 2024.

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

still in a really bad mood from spending sunday in suburbia and i need to bite a woman's neck as hard as i can to feel like a human being again

Does it have to be a woman ? asking for a friend.

their next plan will be assembling a team of top phrenologists to determine who in Manhattan has the skull structure of an assassin

Cinderella but with a nose bridge

I'm a straight male, what do i do with this? it's like holding a hot potato

im taking the bowl, one? one what? candy? bowl of candy? burning fruit of the demon lord? you never specified.

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

This post has 1 closing super parenthesis. Legend speaks of its evil counterpart...

bet it tastes like piss.

i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

ways NOT to celebrate Halloween: sneaking into graveyards aka the modern day successor of burial mounds aka portals to the otherworld aka home of the FUCKING FAIRIES

fairies don't want you to know these simple tricks.

I'm beginning to feel like everywhere is their homeland.

I need me some of that Yiff poster post.

I do think we need to oppress people that only listen to video game osts

except for soulsborne osts listeners, they shall be spared