Explorer Of Souls

Alligators are beautiful women who just chill all day long and sometimes eat things they shouldn't (which is fine!!)

my "i did not have sex with that alien in a tent" t shirt is causing people to ask a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

if you suck on her tits hard enough she'll lactate eventually. i promise. you just have to keep trying.

Knowing my childhood home got turned into a cabin that's fully isolated and in the middle of nowhere... the temptation to rent it alongside a bunch of kinky friends and have the wildest time playing out all the roles of a nuclear family but kinky as fuck... all the while it's happening in the very places I learned what family was... I feel like Freud would disintegrate if he met me...

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

It’s the estrogen

also with Hitch and Hitomi: I want them to be representation of trans people I know and MYSELF with Hitch especially. I know so many ppl see themselves in these two so that makes me happy as hell!

aorry for the multiple self reblogs I'm just REALLY EXCITED: I'm tryna get better at drawing cellulite on Hitch's legs so hopefully I did something decent!

You have to grope the girl with a big ass in a miniskirt, you have to.